tight penis 

Overly muscular penis that is too big to function.

Damn boy, you're tight penis won't work!

tight penis by sammicheater May 12, 2012

long hary black penis 

When an African American male named Hary does not shave his pubic region.

Damn Hary, My African American friend, you do not shave your pubic hairs. Some say you have a long hary black penis.

long hary black penis by Sir wanks a lot June 3, 2019

Rainbow Penis 

A gay guy's penis being inserted into a bisexual guy's butt hole.

I got a Rainbow Penis last night!

Rainbow Penis by Lord Peter Powell January 22, 2014

Window Penis

the glory hole in a window that people want to mega fuck

Dude, look at that window penis its got the nicest ass ever

Window Penis by boobville April 16, 2007

Small Penis Truck 

I can assure you not all trucks that are jacked up on big tires are because the owner has penis envy. A lot of us prefer to drive them because it's a LOT easier to replace a trailer hitch than the whole rear end of your vehicle. I've got a sedan and a BIG Ford truck and it's night and day the way people drive around you in either. I literally get people a foot off my bumper in the sedan or when you signal to change lanes they speed up to keep you from doing so. Drive a big truck and you reduce those behaviors by 90% at least. Sure they'll honk and flip you the bird but they will let ya over.

I'd rather drive the small penis truck because it keeps people off my tailgate.

Small Penis Truck by BigTrucksEndViolence September 30, 2013

prize penis 

someone who clearly deserves the biggest award possible for being a dumb arse.

Charlie: Rupert just drove straight into that parked car!
Sidney: What a prize penis!

prize penis by matteusbeus January 4, 2012

hockey penis

athletes with the biggest dicks but nobody knows it

him and his teammates all have hockey penises

hockey penis by Yourboicolinn October 16, 2016