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Double Jeopardy

When good fortune strikes you twice
C-Note: A girl just sent me 3 texts at 11:11, that must be extra lucky right? Double Jeopardy!
by PB_CJ_n_Goons April 28, 2024
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irregular-double-third-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and three great-great-grandparents in common.
Irregular-double-third-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
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Double Memetration

Killing two memes with one stone. You’ve got one thing to say, but need to hit them with that duality.
Have you seen that video on twitter“Michael Jackson *but Miranda cosgrove*: *Electricity I might die” . Total double memetration.

You total pull a double memetration. When you’re a straight dude that’s tired and horny. “Two Birds, One cup”

The US is in total double memetration. You know your president sucks when Cheetos®️ Retweets “You’re Fired!” .
by tap-dncr22 March 29, 2019
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Alabama Double

A sportsman's double but the mother and daughter are your mother and grandmother
Cletus: hey man, I totally got with a milf and gilf at the same time last night!
Jethro: dude, that’s your mom and grandma
Cletus: I know, it was an Alabama Double!
by Captain Hammerpenis December 2, 2018
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Double Stuffed Oreo

When two black girls but the vaginas together and let a white guy have sex with them, when he is done, he will ejaculate in between their vaginas.
Dude, last night was crazy, me and these two black chicks made a double stuffed Oreo.
by Bionic- April 3, 2022
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double b

wow she has a big double b
by silly_chilly October 28, 2018
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Churham Double

In the complex field of Churham Physics, Einstien's theory of General Relativity does not apply uniformly, causing wild swings in predictive values. The phenomenon is caused by a yet unexplained gravitational warp, discovered in late 2021 by amateur scientists in the USA. While the two systems are at odds with one another, there is an accepted conversion formula between systems:

Cu = Su*2

*Cu = Churham Unit
*Su = Standard unit

The Churham Double system has little to no practical use. It is used to convert partial units of work into full units of work without adding extra energy to a system. Calculating the Churham Double is wildly difficult due to gravity fluctuations within the Churham Influence Field (CIF). The CIF is a defined area in space-time, in the vicinity of the geographic area in north-central NC, USA. The CIF oscillates in intensity based on time of year, reaching its zenith in September. Observed CIF intensity is reduced by distance from center at a rate equal to the inverse square law (1/d^2).

CIF intensity affect subjects differently, making the conversion formula impractical outside of theoretical scenarios. The true value of events relies entirely on variables such as time of year, subject succeptability, and, of course, the warp field's affect on standard gravitational forces. Cu units are overwhelmingly higher than Su units - up to double (thus the name). A Churham Double resulting in a value lower than its Su counterpart is a physical impossibility.
Person 1: "I did 900 squats this morning, in 45 minutes!"
Person 2: "Are you counting in Churham Doubles?"
Person 1: "Of course I am, don't be ridiculous."
by dudewad September 13, 2022
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