Skip to main content

Best Friend

best friend 1: hey give me money
best friend 2 : ok
by swegs October 12, 2017
mugGet the Best Friend mug.

friends with benefits

When 2 individuals engage in sexual intercourse constantly but has no sort of feeling toward one another.
Me and Amy are friends with benefits
by wefinnafuck20000 November 16, 2019
mugGet the friends with benefits mug.

New friends

If a new friend thinks you should replace your old friends with new ones by meeting new friends, they're not much of a friend, which makes you wonder why they keep on pretending to be. The same goes for anything new, a new guard, a new order, a new normal, or a new world. The old dysfunctional world was good enough (real enough) as it was, and may never be as good as it was again (meanwhile people that want to benefit off a "new normal" such as a new guard try and tell you that things will be better at the end of the tunnel they put everybody in as a social experiment, all to lock down everybody's town with lies).
New friends are people you haven't known a long time, therefore you have no reason to trust anybody that tries to call themself your new friends. Anybody can pretend to be your friend, some can do it for years, so why would anybody want to replace the old with the new, whether it be friends or anything else in life? Because somebody else convinced them (manipulated them into) thinking it was a good idea?
by The Original Agahnim January 17, 2022
mugGet the New friends mug.

Lolz friend

A friend you are currently sleeping with, but don’t know how to tell anyone because you are embarrassed, or don’t want to jinx it.
by RealGuy25 June 30, 2022
mugGet the Lolz friend mug.

call your friends baby day

on november 21st you call all your friends guy or girl baby
"hey did you know it is call your friends baby day"
"No i didnt baby"
by michaelje13 November 21, 2022
mugGet the call your friends baby day mug.

Friends with dis-benefits

When you are in a long term relationship and there is no sex, but you are still expected expected to make home repairs, go to in-laws events, provide emotional support, assist with shopping, cooking, cleaning et cetera.
Things have really gone south after five years of marriage. These days, it's more like friends with dis-benefits.
by Adrian666 September 15, 2022
mugGet the Friends with dis-benefits mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email