Beater monkey

When someone looks beat as fuck

Me: Yo did you see how bad graham looked
Cool guy: He looked beater monkey as fuck

by Beatermonkey6969 August 6, 2021

Raptor Monkey

an animal that is as agile as a monkey but as strong as a raptor, mostly found at stinkfingers house.

Dave: what's that disgusting animal over there?
Adam: its a raptor monkey.

by [e-mail] May 31, 2022

Monkeys and Parrots

Personal belongings (Civilian) / Personal Kit (Military), such as Luggage, Backpack, Jacket, Hat, Phone, Keys, etc.

Originates from British Army deployment in the Far East. Soldiers heading home may actually have Monkeys and Parrots as souvenirs alongside their luggage.

come on guys, grab your monkeys and parrots and get in the car.

Back in the far east, they actually meant grab your monkeys and parrots!

May be said as ‘Parrots and Monkeys’; both are acceptable.

by Copterboy December 24, 2024

Rank monkey

Stinky blud basically just what i call people

ahh! rank monkey!

by forrealongod May 21, 2023

Coffee Monkey

A man who doesn’t drink coffee, but will bring his girlfriend coffee because she has cknvinced him that it’s foreplay. He will allow her to take photos of the delivery for her Instagram and to create a hashtag (#coffeemonkey) to display his prowess.

The coffee monkey brought me coffee this morning. I guess I’ll have sex with him...next week.

by Ms. Coffee January 17, 2019

homophobic gangbang monkey

the act of removing the foreskin of a monkeys penis

person 1: im gonna homophobic gangbang monkey that guy over there

person 2: what the fuck

by ifuckkids97 August 25, 2022

Damage Monkey

A character or person typically in a video game that is proficient at dealing damage while lacking technical skill or game sense. Often good as a filler member of a group or being ordered around as a foot soldier.

"I heard that Fessing kid is good at practice, should we pick him up?"
"Nah, he's just a damage monkey, he won't be good in squads."

by Fancyson April 28, 2021