I don't want to ruin our friendship 

What people say when they don't wanna date someone; essentially saying, "Ewww, I can't believe you just asked me out!!!!" But trying to let you down gently.

"You're a really nice guy, but I don't want to ruin our friendship." The head cheerleader said to the nerd who asked her to the prom.

I don't want to ruin our friendship by Nicole July 11, 2004

friends 

Friends are people who love you and vice versa. They may not always agree to what you say or do, since they believe that you deserve something better. They are beside you ALL the way. So, it hurts to lose a friend.

A lifetime is enough to make friends, yet a lifetime is NOT enough to understand them. We have to remember that as people, we are ALL subject to change. You can NEVER know someone fully, since you are imperfect. Yet, we can try to. LOVE your friends, and treasure the memories - they will cherish you even more...

I LOVE MY FRIENDS, but who are they?

Not all people who you feel inclined to have affection for are your friends. Just keep on analyzing and you'll see...

friends by Titanium_Heart October 8, 2008

my five friends

Referring to the five fingers of the human hand that clench to a fist during exigent situations. Sometimes the only friends you'll have in more dire instances. Note: this phrase is usually reserved for those who maintain one particularly strong arm while the other is relatively weak.

Me and my five friends took on four dudes.

my five friends by friend of bob June 15, 2004

deep-fried-fuck 

When two people who enjoy rough sex, have sex so hot and intense, that after hours of hard, jolting intercourse, the man finally rams his cock so hard and deep inside of his lover, that her pussy erupts like wildfire, spewing multiple orgasm.

My boyfriend fucked me so hard last night, Barbie declared to her best friend, that sparks flew out of my pussy. I climaxed four or five times – talk about a deep-fried-fuck – my pussy is still smoking!

deep-fried-fuck by DW007 September 18, 2012

perma-fried 

v 1. to appear as if on drugs, even though one is sober.

"Wow that Mark Fry kid is perma-fried."

perma-fried by MF September 5, 2002

deep fried 

Yet another term to described how high you're feeling.

Stoner 1: Dude, I'm so baked... so baked I'm cooked
Stoner 2: I'm hella stoned!
Stoner 3: I'm beyond cooked man! I'm Deep Fried

deep fried by benormous April 28, 2006

Speed fiend 

College-age guys who abuse amphetamines such as ritalin, adderall, and dexedrine, not for the ADHD-benefit, but for euphoria, the high, and increased sexual stimulation. These "speed fiends" also crave meth, pseudoephedrine, caffeine, ephedrine, often cocaine, and any other "upper" they can get their hands on.

Jed is a big-time speed fiend. He snorted 200 mg of adderall a day for an entire week, spent the entire time jerking off, and then he ran out. He wound up buying ritalin (even though he can't stand it compared to adderall), just so he could continue the amphetamine high for another week.

Speed fiend by Arieh October 19, 2006