dick in brain

When someone thinks too highly of themself.

“Betty I know you think I’m hot.”
“Jesus Chad, get you have dick in brain syndrome.”

by zzawesomeness June 5, 2018

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BBQ Dick

When a penis is so red raw after a massive sex sesh that it resembles a burnt BBQ sausage.

lou smashed it so much Jamie got a BBQ dick!

by jesushjohnson October 31, 2022

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Dick riding

A person who chooses someone’s side or defends someone during a roast session unprovoked.

Person A: nah that’s why you’re broke asf

Person B: but you were begging me for a dollar the other day though?

Person C: Not gonna lie, Person A def has more money than you, just saying.

Person B: Aye bro who was talking to you? Why you dick riding Person A?

Nobody was talking to or roasting person C, yet he defends and sticks up for Person A. Person C needs to hop off Person A’s dick immediately.

by Real_shi April 10, 2022

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Marks Dick

The biggest dick that someone could ever have, his dick is 11 inches flaccid and and his boner is so big that it rips his pants. When Mark fucks a girl the girl screams so much because Marks dicks diameter is 5 cm.

Marks dick was the biggest of them all

by Jhonny SinSes big DicK April 7, 2021

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Swingin' dick

Military term used to describe any man able to walk. If you were walking your dick was swinging hence the correlation. Particularly remembered from the American/Vietnam conflict.

"...we're gonna need every swingin' dick available"

by Simon7 May 7, 2021

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