Cum-bastard

Someone who doesn't give a s*it about woman even though they love penthouse magazine's and watch horror movies and say corny racist jokes and say homophobic slurs all day long

James the simp: damn that dude is homophobic!!

Caleb the pimp: yeah he's totally a Cum-bastard

by Caleb Cummins March 13, 2022

Cum In The Modder

An action in which one will climax into a "modder" in the popular game GTA V Online

1). I want to cum in the modder.
2). You are very gay you know that.
1). Shut the fuck up I'll cum in you.

by saint beepus May 30, 2021

Granny's cum catcher

A condom, croched or nitted out of yarn.

"I was doing this girl Jenny, and we couldn't find protection, so I made granny make some for me, granny's cum catcher"

by Not_so_kool_aid_man July 18, 2023

cum corder

The photographic devise you store the money shots on.

I guess it’s time to break out the cum corder

by Smutt September 10, 2021

lady cum gutter

The vertical crease in the center of women's stomach. Also known as an "ab crack".

Tiffany has one hell of a lady cum gutter going on.
Yeah, she must work out.
It looks like she had an autopsy to me...

by Bilboob Shwaggins May 15, 2024

cum hattrick

Cumming in the same girl during oral, vaginal and anal sex within 24 hours.

Wow, they just completed their cum hattrick!

by Mr. Size May 04, 2024

cum hattrick

Cumming in the same girl three times during oral, vaginal and anal sex within 24 hours.

Josh just completed a cum hattrick!

by Mr. Size May 04, 2024