New Doofy

A better, more enlightened version of one's former self. Often used in the frame of Chuck Norris jokes and "Old Kanye - New Kanye" comparisons. New Doofy always has more money, class, style and wisdom than his former self.

New Doofy always has money in the banana stand. New Doofy sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

by Acoustic Cat August 25, 2022

my new character

my new character's whole deal that he's chill guy a lowkey dont give a fuck

guy1:do u like my new character?
guy2: huh?
guy1: hes a chill guy and lowkey don't gaf

by ligmasigma September 17, 2024

Santa Barbara News-Press

was a broadsheet newspaper based in Santa Barbara, California. It was founded in 1868 as the Post and merged with the rival News to form the News-Press in 1932. On July 21, 2023, it filed for bankruptcy and ceased publication.

The face of the News-Press building in De La Guerra Plaza.

The newsroom was reduced from 65 employees to 20 by 2016; that same year, the Santa Barbara News-Press was among the first newspapers to endorse Donald Trump's campaign for president. McCaw authored several right-wing editorials during the following years, including criticism of social distancing rules during the COVID-19 pandemic. The newspaper's printed edition was later reduced to four pages before being eliminated entirely.

by SPrice1980 August 28, 2023

New Tasty Buffalo

A real cool girl who all the other boys arent even okay with being not single anymore. Her bf lives in Buffalo and she likes him and he likes her and theyre dating

Dude 1: Hey man did you hear about Jim?
Dude 2: No, what happened with Jim?
Dude 1: Well Jim went off and got himself a New Tasty Buffalo...
Dude 2: Oh no, I'll be alone forever!

by mr. shmeckles July 9, 2019

Pew News

Pew News, the most reliable news source on the internet. The show is mainly hosted by the real Gloria Borger, the one on CNN is fake. Some say Pew News is a copy and parody of CNN, but we all know that PewDiePie only produces original content.

Last week I watched Pew News, it was very informative.

by Master Engineer May 24, 2018

new jersey khaki

The color black.

Wife: "My nephews birthday party is tomorrow, what are you wearing?" Husband: *New Jersey khaki"

by Thunderboogie February 27, 2016

New Roc

The worst place to reside in Westchester, NY besides Yonkers. They will steal your tax dollars until you are broke and need to move out of your home. The migrants populate the area like it is going out of style. Somehow its only a 35 minute train ride from Manhattan. This will make your life difficult wondering where in New York Is safe to be. The hometown ecitizens aren't eligible for an apartment until all of the newcomers get them. The (people) need to take showers and stop showing up to the facilities like they came out of the swamp.

In New Rochelle i lost my cool at the laundromat.

by Xx your champ gone xx February 6, 2023