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Penis

something a female ( or male ) can ride for pleasure. It is also a magic tool with many uses.
Sebastion: hey babe you want to ride on my penis tonight

Emma: mm yes please
by PenisCowgirl7 January 20, 2022
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PENIS

President of Enterprise and New Innovative Solutions
Terry is quite a good PENIS.
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Pushing penis

Pushing penis is when phillip and jacob Barrett do weird things in the closet
Random dude: hey phillip what are you doing?
Phillip: pushing penis
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Penis Day

The day everyone is proud and happy of their penis.
Ron : Hey ! it's penis day !

Felix : I know ! Happy penis day ! I'm so proud of mine .

Ron : Same !
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Penis wrinkle

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Penis

Penis is a third leg only men have, it’s also your cum hole.
Johnny: “hey what’s a “third leg penis cum hole?”
James: “idk”
Johnny: “my uncle used his down my throat”
James: “don’t worry, I’m sure it’s just something only men have again”

Johnny: “oh can is see yours?”
James: “OH HELL NAW, FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT
by Menlikepink April 22, 2022
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Penis

Also refered to as a bottle, a pogo stick, skin flute, popsicle, lollipop, third leg, blowpop, gun, sword, fishes, drink, hot dog, wand, banana, baba and dada and mama and Gaga, and sizzle and bizzle, all agree not to play with 'slinky' it is the killer. so is the vagina. Not penis and vagina are poisonous fruits of tha loom-in-out-y. //: Look up cooties and vagina. Homo, bromo, broli, shebro, bick, boyfriend, girlfriend, doctor, family, then watch a cartoon?

They don't let me tell you things like that. I let them tell you through me, penis is for grown up children over 250 years old. That's 25 in adult years, and 500 in kid or baby years. Any mathematical work is a sign you are too old to penis. If you can't math, you're too young to penis. Holding hands is okay, snuggles are boy boy safe and girl girl safe unless they want to get you pregnant. Babysit no, play mom and or dad no. No is a headshake up then down double blink. Yes is sided shake <°•°> single blink(only for Conartists and criminals)(no feds allowed! Exceptance nothianswer. Cock is a male chicken hen, poultryfish. Not a toy.
Penis, might I borrow your pen-15?
No, I don't taco the same as you, broli.
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