Double Clutch

The act of re-wiping your ass a few hours after taking a shit.

I gotta go double clutch after dropping that yam this morning.

by Sean Ss November 23, 2019

Double-hatting

The act of wearing two hats to keep head extra dry.

You better be double-hatting today, it’s raining hard outside!

by Gibby Donate January 4, 2024

double cannibalism

when your bestie says you should eat each other out.

anna: lets eat each other out
milluki: hoe that's double cannibalism

by annaa.rosee July 22, 2021

Double Fistception

The act of fisting someone with both fists through the vagina and asshole and giving yourself a fistbump during the process.

John: Hey Georgia, later you and me going to do a little double fistception later?

Georgia: I can't, I had Taco Bell earlier. Maybe some other time when I don't have the runs.

by Allybama July 28, 2017

Double rub

When a female has her back rubbed by one hand and the male strokes himself with the other hand.

I went home with him on the third date and we relaxed on the couch. He started to rub my back. When I looked over he was rubbing himself. It was the double rub.

by Jimbo Chicken fucker May 31, 2018

Double X

Be quiet or don't tell

"Rail me double X"
Rail me and don't tell

by Theghost23 October 11, 2022

double-fourth-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and four great-great-great-grandparents in common.

Double-fourth-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024