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Penis cheese

A flavorful nutty, and cheesy goo.
Tom loves to cover his singles socks in penis cheese.
by Slinging Cream August 11, 2023
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sex penis

a sex penis is a complement to all people with a hitler hair do
bro 1: hey sex penis

bro2: i dont look that much like hitler smh
by penis 1100998877 December 4, 2020
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penis

my penis is very massive, now go pick your ass
by b ig daddy March 10, 2023
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penis dipper

Jaquan: Mane that bitch called me a penis dipper, i swear i had to fuck and go
Homie: Bruh you funny
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Kimmel's Penis

A mysterious object, said to have been lost long ago. Nobody has ever seen it, not even Kimmel himself. Prevailing theories on the matter include his penis being absorbed back into his body to make his boobs bigger, getting lost under his stomach fat, and Kimmel eating it as a small child.
"What's that fleshy pink thing in the closet"
"I'm pretty sure that's Kimmel's penis"
"Should we give it to him?"
"Nah leave it there he doesn't use it"
by Big Shlong Man April 7, 2022
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Penis

The "Thing that goes into a girls pussy"
The penis is going so smoothly in to my hairy pussy daddy
by not a 9 year old October 18, 2021
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Penis crash

A joke created in 2016.
This person just got into a penis crash!
by DarkMatterMan4500 December 16, 2024
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