Arctic monkey

Humans descended from apes that gradually spread from Africa via the Mediterranean and Eurasia to the Arctic circle

Bev: “It’s Baltic out there tonight, pet. Wish I owned a coat.” Janet: “Fook off - we’re Arctic monkeys.”

by pauly coconuts February 6, 2020

Monkey D. Luffy

Solos whole MHA verse, got Boa Hancock crushing on him, lucky boy, king of pirates.

Monkey D. Luffy is the king of pirates.

by yamato <# February 1, 2022

Monkey

Sweaty, human, un washed = monkey.
How do you imagine a monkey smells?

Monkey.

"It's smells a bit monkey" I picked up his jocks after 3 days on the floor, they smelled a bit monkey.

by Davenottherave August 7, 2021

glenny da monkey

likes to tickle frogs and be very funny boy

glenny da monkey is my best friend

by your neighborly hackor April 24, 2023

The Russian Monkey

It’s where you stick your thumb in a girls butt hole then pull out her shit with your thumb and use it as a dildo.

Jacob: bro I used the Russian Monkey on Jessica last night. Made her finish in two minutes.
Drake: I told you it would work

by XXXTINTABLETOP December 20, 2021

Mountain Monkey

Derogatory term for mountainous inhabiting people often used against people originating from Greece, Armenia, Lebanon, Dagestan, Afghanistan etc. along with people of Kurdish ancestry.

“Look at those Mountain Monkeys parading around that Gyro shop”

by Undergroundwardog January 6, 2025

Weird as a monkey's beard

When something is just too weird, and the only way to describe it is that of a beard attached to a monkeys face.

Can you believe Shangela eats sofa cushions on the reg? That's weird as a monkey's beard!

by Dr. Hand May 22, 2024