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j nut

To jizz in pants, while day dreaming about a jizz worthly female.
Hey bro. I just popped a J nut cuz of this gee.
by Mrals June 4, 2019
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Unk nut

A super-sized dangleberry that refuses to drop off a clump of arse hair for so long that it hardens and becomes almost impossible to remove.
"Starmer is clinging on like a malodorous political unk nut"
by LastRealist January 13, 2025
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Plink-A-Nut

To shoot a BB gun into a female's vagina and have intercourse
I had to do the Plink-A-Nut method on that hoe.
by Hanking Harold January 4, 2025
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Nut So Raven

When you bust a nut and have a ‘That So Raven’ esque premonition. Can vary in length and vividness. If the vision is too cloudy and vague, one may be susceptible of misconstruing said vision.
Dude right after I nutted I saw that the Stars won the Cup.

Bro, are you sure this isn’t a nut so Raven type scenario where you just saw Hully bury the OT winner from the past??

Nah bro, I get why you’d think that but I saw glass banger and tits McGee in my vision as well.
by Francis69 November 16, 2025
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nut titty

When you nut and it splashes on your forehead.
Oh no I just nut titty all over me.
by I just SHIT MYSELF C=========3 February 15, 2020
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BOSTON BAKED BEAN NUTS

(Optional) Go to Massachusetts, meet a gal at a bar. Maybe without having showered.

Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.

Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.

Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.
John: Man, she cleaned my grimey, red-smudged Boston Baked Bean Nuts shaft like it was candy
by jimmyshakes April 10, 2021
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crodie nut

crodie nut is someone who is willing to nut anywhere they want like a crodie nut gerb
stop being such an ass you crodie nut
by dracosldie December 21, 2024
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