friendship

an illusion used to gain trust and deceive someone so they can be used for the benefit and desires of the deceiver

she mad a fool out of him, cherishing their friendship he gave up everything for her happiness. he thought as a friend she would do the same for him but when he fulfilled his usefulness was cast aside

by Dead dead Tom November 13, 2011

Friend of the finger

An ex lover. Sometimes used to describe someone who you fingered.

Paul stood awkwardly with Clair near the gas pumps. He knew things were going to be uncomfortable as she was a friend of the finger.

by Lorenzicus November 2, 2011

package friend

A greasy faced bastard whose pimples might explode at any time like popcorn and who delivers packages to hotels. Also known to give rim jobs to willing bellmen

Oh look, here comes package friend. He's such a putz.

by dillhole September 8, 2003

friend's casual

when two people, typically male and female, concoct a plan to be "just" friends which involves discussing pancakes relentlessly.

Hi Friend's Casual, did you have pancakes for breakfast?

by couchlover August 6, 2012

friend masturbating at my house

A fucking faggot masturbating at my house

My 'friend masturbating at my house' and lets me know

by breadhasnotaste January 16, 2017

non gay gay friend

as a male when you have worked your way into being close enough to a female that she shares everything with you as she would a male 'gay friend' but there is absolutely no chance of sex. the no sex clause may be shared or put in the closet by the individual with 'feelings.' if the trust is broken, you are no longer the non gay gay friend.

this is being as deep in the 'friend zone' as humanly possible. you blew it or have now have a great female friend. there is no proof that this does not lead to homosexuality.

I had suspicions I was gay when Lindsey and Kassie became my besties and I their favorite non gay gay friend.

by anco bluzea November 25, 2010

Friend Christmas

An annual gathering of the most fabulous motherfuckers in Bel Air. We celebrate christmas by eating, giving gifts and getting tore up from the floor up wasted. Someone will probably fight, someone will probably fuck. Eiher way, we'll all still be fam tomorrow!

"i can barely remember friend christmas cause i was so twaxed"

by ubriaca November 12, 2008