Double Play

To play 2 people at the same time, while in a relationship with one of them.

“Anyone who commits a double play rarely ends well”

by MariRuff September 9, 2025

The Double-Barrel Shotgun

When two penises are put side-by-side, and in some way attached. Then get a blowjob, ejaculating at the same time.

Me and my Jeff gave some girl The Double-Barrel Shotgun last night

by BLACKBO1 May 16, 2025

Double Donger

When the Padres wax the Giants twice in one day

Dang Marc can you believe that double donger that slam Diego pulled off today?!?!?

by Dale Gribble September 13, 2020

Double Humor

Its when you respond to either irony or sarcasm with more irony or sarcasm, respectively. More commonly referred to as “playing along.” Double humor, however is more specific than playing along because it may be without the knowledge or consent of one or more parties involved in the “double joke.”

Harry: Amanda, why are you such a whore?!?!?!?

Amanda: Because I like sleeping around!!!

Harry: But that could get you infected with many STD’s!

Amanda: What? …

Harry: That's double humor.

by hadoublery July 10, 2011

Double X Magnum

Whether a terrible sex move or from a gun either way you will dislocate your shoulder

-I got some new ammo for my Gun it's a double X Magnum

by Dahdahdahhhhhh November 11, 2017

Double Black Whammy

The Double Black Whammy is considered the negro version of a dick sandwich but when one of the perpetrators falls asleep, the victim (usually white) performs a dick sandwich with a friend, not knowing that The Double Black Whammy even happened.

Gerald: Do you know of the Double Black Whammy.
George: I guess, but it’s just a bunch of coincidences and dick sandwiches. One day I’ll tell you the story of how I dick sandwiched Tyrone last night.
Gerald: Wait? You dick sandwiched Tyrone? His buddy Clyde told me that they dick sandwiched you while you were napping at his place.
George: Oh Shit...

by Cyka with no Blyat July 15, 2019

Double Team No Galeto

when your friend says double team while your hitting a nicotine device you say no galeto and dap up your partner, make sure you snap your fingers after the dap up. one this happens you and your friend both chief the nicotine device to hell until the owner notices.

*my girlfriend hands me the yummy disposable* keygan: double team?”
caleb: “no galeto*
caleb and keygan *dap up* *snap*

caleb and keygan *chieffing nicotine device*
grace “WHERE THE FUCK IS MY NICOTINE”
caleb and keygan *run*
Double Team No Galeto

by Jackajackajacka November 8, 2021