Friends

A bunch of pricks closer to you than any other pricks but only there for their own benefit. They contact you only when they need something.

My friends never answer their phones.

by ang4rr January 10, 2019

Friends

Something that you don't have

Mom:"Sweety where are your friends?"
Anyone:"Nowhere and everywhere"😢

by SnowBun_64 April 23, 2020

friend

Something you don't have

friend: Hey mike how many friends do you have?
Mike: None, just like the person reading this.

by Sickzer August 14, 2019

Friends

you don't have any

I don't have Friends

by pencil man that spits facts February 28, 2022

friends

something i dont have

-Why are you not hanging out with your friends?
-Mom, I am too annoying to have friends

by hahalonelyaf May 06, 2021

Friends

I got none

I got no friends

by UltimateDoge May 14, 2023

friends

left me, not real

friends are like barbies

by beckygirlah October 22, 2019