used primarily by potheads who feel that one joint is never enough.

variations include:
-a bird never flew on seven wings
-a bird never flew on fifty-two wings
Hey man, roll another, a bird never flew on one wing!
by sircasey February 15, 2009
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Pronounced as "Zah-Yahn Seh-Khel".

A hebrew slang term meaning a long-winded orator. Sometimes also refers to one who significantly embelishes their stories with facts that are not necessarily based on reality.
"Did he tell you about his new job, too?"
"Ken, Eize Zayan Sekhel"
(Yes, what a brain fucker)

"Did you hear his story about how he ran the border and dodged all those bullets?"
"Kishkush, who mezayen basekhel"
(Nonsense, he's just fucking brains)
by Lightnng July 31, 2005
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i don't really have one

a phrase one uses when trying desperately to be cool and open-minded when really that person turns out to be the most indecisive person you will ever meet; typically follows a question given to them concerning what they're favorite aspect of given subject.

You: So, what's your favorite food?

Person: I don't really have one.
by Mothenater April 30, 2008
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shut up one shit at a time

when 2 people are verbally fighting and your the moderater and there trying to talk shit over each other
when jr and brandford where talking at the same time bufords says shut up one shit at a time
by The Bandit May 04, 2008
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one two buckle my shoe

You shove a shoe buckle up your urethra. An act typically performed by "close" friends.
I told his girlfriend that fixing his relationship would just take the good ol one two buckle my shoe.
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one beer short of a six pack

Someone who lacks common sense. Not quite mentally competent.
You're one beer short of a six pack. You have no idea what you're talking about.
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When a person who works at a certain company, in a place where everyone works together tightly in a rather small room becomes completely paranoid with the false belief that people are hiding behind "pine trees" at her home and peeking through the windows because she feels that her life is just so very interesting and because of that, and that point only, there must be co workers of this person spying on her at her house after work just because they couldn't possibly have anything better to do!
I know he is up to something. That is what you guys must mean when you talk about hiding behind trees. I can't believe I didn't figure it out sooner! If someone makes a comment about hiding behind a pine tree, well then; there is only one possible answer to why they would do such a thing. IT IS BECAUSE THEY MUST BE SPYING ON ME AT MY AMAZING HOME! The rationale is simple! No one that I work with could even possibly have it better than me, so therefor they must have to spy on me to see my wonderful life which is cock full of joy, love, happiness, and Psychosis!!!! "Wow, that woman is "One prong short of a full fork"!
by rickdudly February 08, 2013
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