when 2 people are verbally fighting and your the moderater and there trying to talk shit over each other
by The Bandit May 4, 2008
Get the shut up one shit at a timemug. by MiaJohnoSmokesRolleys February 17, 2019
Get the Polly one wid Tha boysmug. by DiamondCavern August 9, 2016
Get the small loan of one million dollarsmug. When a person who works at a certain company, in a place where everyone works together tightly in a rather small room becomes completely paranoid with the false belief that people are hiding behind "pine trees" at her home and peeking through the windows because she feels that her life is just so very interesting and because of that, and that point only, there must be co workers of this person spying on her at her house after work just because they couldn't possibly have anything better to do!
I know he is up to something. That is what you guys must mean when you talk about hiding behind trees. I can't believe I didn't figure it out sooner! If someone makes a comment about hiding behind a pine tree, well then; there is only one possible answer to why they would do such a thing. IT IS BECAUSE THEY MUST BE SPYING ON ME AT MY AMAZING HOME! The rationale is simple! No one that I work with could even possibly have it better than me, so therefor they must have to spy on me to see my wonderful life which is cock full of joy, love, happiness, and Psychosis!!!! "Wow, that woman is "One prong short of a full fork"!
by rickdudly February 8, 2013
Get the One prong short of a full forkmug. by Oldman. February 20, 2018
Get the one beer short of a six packmug. by ARANAR July 23, 2003
Get the one fine bottle of Pepsimug. Cutting your penis in half with a katana and then using the two halves to have sex two small pigeons.
by homoerectus99 March 26, 2009
Get the Killing two birds with one stonemug.