my neck hurt

A phrase people say, usually us teens, as a discreet way to say "smd" or "suck my dick."

Teacher: Mkay but that's why your grade a 30 tho...
Student: Bro u always on me. My neck hurt.

by Jay_360 July 22, 2018

Out my Bag

Flossed out and lookin’ good. Something like a magician performs magic tricks, a prime time moment has been pulled by you.

I’m out my bag with this snap video!

She look fine asl! She really pulled this out her bag!

by Luh Baby Breezy May 25, 2018

wiping my ass

1. Dismissing an action from one's attention
2. To be done, or finished with a situation.

Similar to "I'm washing my hands of the situation"

"Yo Jordan, did you hear about the test grades?! The average was below a 40%."

"Yea, I'm wiping my ass of that one. This class beats calculus though"

by Urban yahtzee May 28, 2018

My Chemical Romance

An amazing band which broke up on March 22nd 2013, but as on Halloween 2019 have gotten back together! Fuck yeah Killjoys! Make some noise!!!

"My chemical romance, aren't they a dead band?"
"Not anymore, they just got back together this Halloween!"

by GayL0rD69 November 10, 2019

My asshole is green

You ass hole is blue

Ah shit My asshole is green

again can’t sit for a week

by Digbivk6969 November 14, 2019

Shiver my timbers

basically means oh my gosh, you say it in front of your but you don't want your teacher to know. But the teacher still finds out

FFSOMG

Teacher: I am setting your two pieces of homework due for Friday
Student: Ohhhhh shiver my timbers!!!

by TheWettestMandem April 7, 2019

Tickles My Uvula

“Tickles my uvula” or “Tickles you’re uvula” is something you say when a particular word is very fun or satisfying to say.

Man 1: “Man, saying the word photosynthesis really tickles my uvula.”

Man 2: “Yeah man, I also love saying the word photosynthesis.”

by Savannah_Banana85 December 12, 2019