two christmas kid

when mommy and daddy don't love each other as much as they thought they did and they divorce then the kid gets 2 Christmases

jimmy:I heard that billy's parents are getting a divorce
timmy:so he's gonna be a two christmas kid

by raybeez February 12, 2022

kid marks

After male and or female have unprotected sex anally. While wearing underwear leaves traces of sperm and fecal materials in the underwear.

I love washing Johns underwear; he gets the nicest kid marks.

by DADDYFURR October 5, 2021

national kid kicking day

on the 10th of October, kick the kid u hate the most
yes u can kick ur little sibling

kid: hey-
you: *kicks kid*
kid: OW WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
you: its national kid kicking day stupid
them: ohhh

by u rlly hate that child dont u? October 7, 2021

Kid Cloud

When you gargle the cum just too much and you cough the churned cumcheese-halfkids in his pukes.

Man! Why the hell did you kid cloud in my pukes?! I just trimmed these lil dudes!

by Shadyelms October 11, 2021

Kids

Loved by Crazen.

Crazen slows his car in areas with kids. - SmugGD

by mythic_existence October 17, 2021

Kid Amongus

A word that is meant to be said backwards

person 1: hey, can you say kid amongus backwards?

person 2: sure, kid amongus backwards is sugonma dik

by David Matthews Band October 17, 2021

Fortnite Kids

Proof of de-evolution.

Look at that little shithead over there. Must be one of those damn Fortnite Kids.

by BeefCakes3 October 18, 2021