Jack Lansdown

A sexy beast that everyone loves. Whenever you walk past him you just always become so happy. He has a big penis and an even bigger gyat. He is a very good friend, and suprisingly good at cricket. He also is really good at school for a white person. He is also is a ABSOLUTE SMASH.

"Oh my good Jack Lansdown you have a mega gyat"
"Jack Lansdown you look so fine today"

by CHEEKYMONKEYJACK February 14, 2024

Jack sparrow

big ass legend, used his pirate trickery in court and won against amber heard.

Jhon - did you hear about amber heard in court
Jim - ye, jack sparrow kicker her ass

by lacky maky December 1, 2022

jack nocella

Jack Nocella is a white kid that legit looks like an INDIAN! I mean boi! he gets no girls and is extremely poor and has to live with other friends!

Jack nocella a kid

by A kid thats kid June 14, 2017

Jack Speer

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

Jack Speer is a silly guy! :3

by BeastMode347 October 8, 2023

Jack

Spicy noodles, slurpingly yummy

Oh yes daddy jack

by Joe#mama#69 November 17, 2019

Apple jacked

When someone puts amphetamines in your apple jacks cereal

Shit I'm hella apple jacked and having a panic attack who keeps doing this!!!?

by Fuc biden May 27, 2021

Jack

Has the smallest penis in the word

Every one hates jack

by Yourmomdotcom696 November 27, 2021