Knob cheese

the crust of a knobend yummy

on ure beans n chips in cafe!!!

by Hayley taylor February 19, 2003

knob-jockey!

a nimphomaniac who uses penises as a jockey would a horse!

A:Where were u last night?
B:Wit sum lad...wots his name again...? Cant remember he was good tho!
A:Ahhh, ur sum knob-jockey!

by ---Sarah--- June 26, 2007

knob shiner

a knob shiner is a blow job

i'm getting a knob shiner this weekend from a total hottie

by air-e-anna April 13, 2007

knob slobbing

Ass kissing! Stroking someone elses ego to get in good with that person. AKA brown nosing.

3 friend situation. When all three are suppose to be besties and one friend is always slobbing ones knob on FB and IG. With the third friend she never shows any love with comments or likes. You can see right through her knob slobbing ways!!!

by Smiling eyes September 14, 2013

Knob jockey

A person who is so damn stupid that they like to get on peoples nerves

Stop causing me so much grief you knob jockey

by Mumbum December 28, 2017

knob juggler

insult, to infer that someone is either gay or a wanker. ie they juggle penis knobs for fun.

"my boss is such a knob juggler!"

by wormdogg February 19, 2010

Glob Knob

A person who greases the system. They will smoke all of your globs but when your dry they ain't got no globs. But their ass does they snaking, therefore making them a knob.

1 They are a glob head , so you know they got the globs

2 Their snaking cause they told cuz they had all the glob

3 They are being a knob
So they must be a glob knob must they not ?

Hey forget it, you know how they are always being glob knobs

by Two Blunt November 18, 2018