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With some of the worst football in its league, and the apparently a stoner population, it really is one of the high schools of all time.
All of the men’s bathrooms reek of super fruit mango fruit tooty vapes, and it isn’t an uncommon sight for 6 lads to be standing around vaping in each others faces, no homo.
Oh and some of the weirdest clubs ever. Cereal club? Anime club? Rhythm game club?
Also the site of the kangaroof sex (or the kang bang) which is now considered the greatest event in school history
With some of the worst football in its league, and the apparently a stoner population, it really is one of the high schools of all time.
All of the men’s bathrooms reek of super fruit mango fruit tooty vapes, and it isn’t an uncommon sight for 6 lads to be standing around vaping in each others faces, no homo.
Oh and some of the weirdest clubs ever. Cereal club? Anime club? Rhythm game club?
Also the site of the kangaroof sex (or the kang bang) which is now considered the greatest event in school history
Man: so where do you go to school little fella
Lake Washington high student: I go to LwHS so fuck right off you old creep
Lake Washington high student: I go to LwHS so fuck right off you old creep
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Erin (noun): A radiant force of nature, equal parts charm, wit, and unrelenting determination; often the life of the room and the mastermind behind its chaos. Synonyms: brilliance, enigma, legend. Usage: "You don't meet an Erin—you survive one, and you're better for it.". Erin " Go fuck yourself ". Response? There would be no response, you would just do it and then give here 5 out of 5 stars on her Google review. Truth.
Erin of Washington is so right she invents the truth, this is where facts are born...........and now you know
Poem of Erin of Washington:
Beneath the silvered skies of Washington's grace,
Dwells Erijn, a vision time cannot replace.
Her eyes, like steel, sharp and bold,
Reflecting a story both fierce and untold.
They pierce the veil of life's soft haze,
Demanding truth, igniting blaze.
Her mind is a labyrinth, vast and deep,
Where dreams and logic silently meet.
A seeker of knowledge, a spirit so free
Erin (noun): A radiant force of nature, equal parts charm, wit, and unrelenting determination; often the life of the room and the mastermind behind its chaos. Synonyms: brilliance, enigma, legend. Usage: "You don't meet an Erin—you survive one, and you're better for it.". Erin " Go fuck yourself ". Response? There would be no response, you would just do it and then give here 5 out of 5 stars on her Google review. Truth.
Erin of Washington is so right she invents the truth, this is where facts are born...........and now you know
Poem of Erin of Washington:
Beneath the silvered skies of Washington's grace,
Dwells Erijn, a vision time cannot replace.
Her eyes, like steel, sharp and bold,
Reflecting a story both fierce and untold.
They pierce the veil of life's soft haze,
Demanding truth, igniting blaze.
Her mind is a labyrinth, vast and deep,
Where dreams and logic silently meet.
A seeker of knowledge, a spirit so free
Erin
1 .Erin from Washington
A person from Washington state named Erin who is known for their sharp wit, intelligence, and captivating personality. Erin from Washington is someone who can always come up with a witty comeback, even in the most unexpected situations.
2. "When Erin of Washington enters a room, plants grow faster, coffee brews itself, and people suddenly remember they owe her $5.".
3. "Erin of Washington doesn't just cross bridges; she critiques their architecture and charges trolls a toll fee."
4. "The legend says Erin of Washington once negotiated peace between two raccoons fighting over a bagel—and won the bagel for herself."
5. "They say Erin of Washington is so sharp, she can cut through red tape with a single glance—and then tie it into a bow."
6. "If Erin of Washington ran for president, her platform would be free snacks and mandatory nap times—and she'd win in a landslide."
7. "Erin of Washington isn’t just the life of the party; she’s the one who organizes it, critiques it, and then leaves early with all the leftovers."
8. "You don’t find Erin of Washington; Erin of Washington finds you—usually when you’ve done something ridiculous."
9. "Erin of Washington could explain quantum physics to a toddler and leave them asking for more."
10. "If Erin of Washington had a theme song, it would be a mix of Beethoven, Beyoncé, and the sound of distant applause."
1 .Erin from Washington
A person from Washington state named Erin who is known for their sharp wit, intelligence, and captivating personality. Erin from Washington is someone who can always come up with a witty comeback, even in the most unexpected situations.
2. "When Erin of Washington enters a room, plants grow faster, coffee brews itself, and people suddenly remember they owe her $5.".
3. "Erin of Washington doesn't just cross bridges; she critiques their architecture and charges trolls a toll fee."
4. "The legend says Erin of Washington once negotiated peace between two raccoons fighting over a bagel—and won the bagel for herself."
5. "They say Erin of Washington is so sharp, she can cut through red tape with a single glance—and then tie it into a bow."
6. "If Erin of Washington ran for president, her platform would be free snacks and mandatory nap times—and she'd win in a landslide."
7. "Erin of Washington isn’t just the life of the party; she’s the one who organizes it, critiques it, and then leaves early with all the leftovers."
8. "You don’t find Erin of Washington; Erin of Washington finds you—usually when you’ve done something ridiculous."
9. "Erin of Washington could explain quantum physics to a toddler and leave them asking for more."
10. "If Erin of Washington had a theme song, it would be a mix of Beethoven, Beyoncé, and the sound of distant applause."
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VP: “Can you put this deck and analysis together for next week?”
You: “Sorry, I’ll be out—see you in Washington.”
Translation: “I’m backpacking in Thailand, good luck surviving without me.”
You: “Sorry, I’ll be out—see you in Washington.”
Translation: “I’m backpacking in Thailand, good luck surviving without me.”
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