George Washington 

ive saw his ghost in the white house

dumb 1: watch out george washington there
dumb 2: rly

George Washington by shpik December 20, 2022

Martha Washington 

a hip, hip, hip hip lady...

"Martha Washington was a hip, hip, hip hip lady..."

Martha Washington by josephtacos December 29, 2022

Kayden Washington 

my gayass friend

Kayden Washington is a gayass who doesn’t like country music

Kayden Washington by soggybreadtime January 6, 2023

george washington sexual 

when you have a sexual attraction to george washington

i think im george washington sexual

george washington sexual by rick.astley6969 February 20, 2023

George Washington 

When an American surprise fucks a British person in the ass, on Christmas Eve

Man I visited my girlfriend in England over Christmas and I couldn’t help it and gave her the George Washington

George Washington by A.Graf August 2, 2023

did Washington drive a doger 

yes he did

person 1: did Washington drive a doger
person 2: ye

did Washington drive a doger by aGayPotatoe September 14, 2023

The Washington Hot Pocket 

The act of putting feces on a man's penis, then giving the man a blowjob with the feces on the penis for sexual pleasure.

Hey, I just gave a man the Washington Hot Pocket last night. It was good

The Washington Hot Pocket by Random definition guy October 15, 2023