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John: I picked a guy up at the bar and gave him a George Washington. You?
Jim: Secretly spent wishing I were British.
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Jim: Secretly spent wishing I were British.
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A place where the term "local drunk" gets confused with majority of the populace. A place where mountains meet the sea but its a damn Fjord and its called a Canal! A place where tourist get gored by blood thirsty elk and no one can hear you sequel like a gopher. A town where you can drive through and the atlas would say "Not found."
Welcome to the town of BRINNON! Where dreams come to die.... or at least get drunk and raise youngons on welfare.
A place where the term "local drunk" gets confused with majority of the populace. A place where mountains meet the sea but its a damn Fjord and its called a Canal! A place where tourist get gored by blood thirsty elk and no one can hear you sequel like a gopher. A town where you can drive through and the atlas would say "Not found."
Welcome to the town of BRINNON! Where dreams come to die.... or at least get drunk and raise youngons on welfare.
So where are you going to bob?
Iam going to Brinnon Washington I heard they got great shell fish and elk to see!
Ok thats nice.... can I have your DVD player?
Why?
Your going to Brinnon and Iam just wondering what I get in your will?
Iam going to Brinnon Washington I heard they got great shell fish and elk to see!
Ok thats nice.... can I have your DVD player?
Why?
Your going to Brinnon and Iam just wondering what I get in your will?
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Get the Sticky Washington mug.George Washington: "Let me now warn you in the most solemn manner against the baneful effects of the spirit of party. The common and continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it. It serves always to distract the public councils and enfeeble the public administration. It agitates the community with ill-founded jealousies and false alarms; kindles the animosity of one part against another. In governments purely elective, it is a
spirit not to be encouraged."
*Centuries later...2024 presidential election nominates Donald Trump as the forty-seventh president of the United States.*
Guy: "What the fuck? How did this happen?"
Sabrina: "This country is gay. Figuratively."
That guy with the goatee & wraparound shades: "FUCK YEAR! 'murica will be BETTER THAN EVER!"
George Washington: "...you all fail me."
spirit not to be encouraged."
*Centuries later...2024 presidential election nominates Donald Trump as the forty-seventh president of the United States.*
Guy: "What the fuck? How did this happen?"
Sabrina: "This country is gay. Figuratively."
That guy with the goatee & wraparound shades: "FUCK YEAR! 'murica will be BETTER THAN EVER!"
George Washington: "...you all fail me."
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