Jahki Walcott

He is a scary ass nigga and gets no pussy at all and everyone favorite thing about him is they get to bully him every moment he breathes and he thinks his dick is big but all his exes say its small and crusty

Jahki Walcott is a bitch

by 🪬🪬🪬 December 16, 2023

Texas Wahoo Twister

The act of grabbing onto a ceiling fan to spin around on top of that thang while doing it, specifically while on a waterbed.

“The fuzz(femboy huzz) got a lil quirky and gave me a Texas Wahoo Twister”

by daddyboy January 4, 2025

mud walloper

a mud walloper is a gay guy that stands in a shower with other gay guys that are jerking off on each other

pl. mud wallopers

The ad in the paper read - Mud wallopers wanted

by anonymous October 5, 2025

A Waldo

A Waldo is a micro penis with herpes sores encircling it.

GG Allen pulled out his penis in front of me, it was such a Waldo.

by KirbyS November 17, 2025

Furry Waldo

Micro penis shrouded with excessive pubic hair. To the point where it can not be seen

G.G. Allin had such a small penis if he grew out his pubic hair he’d have a furry waldo

by Punkfreak868 November 17, 2025

Kentucky Mushroom Wallop

When a group of men hit you in the face with their dicks

I have a black eye from the Kentucky Mushroom Wallop the football team gave me

by Spidey81 January 24, 2018

Where's waldo

When you accidentally wear a white and red striped shirt on your driver's license picture or some other important picture.

"Wow, he really where's waldo'd that yearbook picture!"

by Cookie Monster's cookie January 29, 2018