Wall Bombing

The act of posting a humorous, lude, vulgar, inappropriate, or disgusting message on a person's Facebook wall. In many cases these postings can be inside jokes between friends or a way to call them out in the public about a past event that happened IRL In Real Life. Wall Bombing has also been used to gather attention of other users to further glorify or exemplify this hilarity that has been displayed for everyone to read. Many wall bombers are notorious for facebook stalking.

Wall Posting on Chris' FB Account
In reference to a 22 year old having sex with a 54 year old woman.

Tommy: "54 is the new 22."
Allen: "Tiger cubs must hunt what they can. It is a crucial developmental skill that must be honed and sharpened. Pounce young cub.....pounce!!"
Brent: "Wounded antelope, or elderly antelope?"

Chris: "Man, I was just a victim of all that wall bombing, jesus christ thank God no one else can figure this one out."

by 1nf4m0us January 23, 2009

wall papering the closet

to make hot, intesnse, sinful love in a location out of the ordinary.

Me and Judith were wall papering the closet in her brothers treehouse when her dad caught us.

by ryanwvfan September 28, 2010

Wall Street sandwich

When the person at the counter hands back a credit card in between the two receipts.

All you have to do to make a Wall Street sandwich is take the sale receipt from the register, put the credit card on top of it and put the credit receipt on top of the card.

I'll bet Martha Stewart can't make a Wall Street sandwich.

by Sgt. Salt February 26, 2011

Wall Stretcher

An extremely fat, girthy penis that is typically hallmarked by a very engorged head. A wall stretcher is known more for width than length. Said cock stretches the vaginal or anal walls during sexual intercourse and if lucky, leaves the lucky recipient gaping.

Rogers cock is a wall stretcher. My asshole gaped and hurt for days.

Rachel's boyfriend has a wall stretcher. Them sugar lips was left wide open after he drilled her.

by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2017

wall lump

a wall lump is what you plug your charger into before plugging it into the wall sometimes known as a “socket”

Emma i broke my wall lump could i borrow yours please

by jonesy :) x August 25, 2019

wall to wall mayonnaise

A room full of only white people.

Jimmy: "..Waiting list, I think you're talking about an exclusion list. Its okay, I should've known because, I mean, look, it's wall to wall mayonnaise in here! So listen, if you're gonna be restricted, have the courage to say so!"

by arsonlst May 28, 2022

goin' Walden

The act of leaving the electric world and city and retreating to the country to obtain spiritual enlightenment or just to reflect for a while. Derived from the unexplicably LONG classic by Henry David Thoreau,
"Walden"

I swear if one more person asks me about TPS reports I AM GOIN' WALDEN.

by Andyman1016 December 3, 2005