jack wagon

Word affectionately used by the BEST Funcle.

"Stop being a jack wagon Brody!" -Uncle Josh

by Funcle's Sister-In-Law October 19, 2017

Shaggin wagon

an mini van your parents drive that you are embarassed to be seen in.

last nite we went to town in my moms shaggin wagon

by eightynine January 03, 2007

faggot wagon

a gay man who enjoys penis in his rectum on regular occasions

he is such a faggot wagon for liking that much dick in his butt.

by buttpiratescallywagerrs August 12, 2009

jizz wagon

(noun) An insult that is usually used as a synonym for: retard, pussy, cunt, dipshit, really anything that you want. It's origin come from sperm dumpster, which is used to call a girl a slut. But jizz wagon can be used as anything. The wagon meaning you are full of jizz. Not having any relation to the idea of slutiness.

Guy A: Dude you suck at that
Guy B: Stfu u jizz wagon

Guy A: Wait so is today Monday?
Guy B: No its friday u fuckin jizz wagon

Guy A: I dont wanna fight you
Guy B: Why not, you jizz wagon.

by Yonce's lover April 02, 2014

posse wagon

The pimpin' ride of you and your homies

Oh shit!!!, the feds are after us! jump in the posse wagon and lets get the fuck outa here

by Dustin Sadler January 29, 2005

Meat wagon

Your typical high school student that drives a pickup and fucks a lot of Pussy in it.

Yea the boy jacob gives a lot of girls a taste of his meat in his meat wagon

by This boi January 17, 2017

ride the wagon

to take the initiative.
to make the first start.
to lead.

a guy should not wait for a girl to propose him.
he should be smart enough to ride the wagon

a guy should ride the wagon in a relationship.

by vidhsss October 14, 2005