A name given to a balding man found in the company of children. At first glance, it appears he is looking after them in a guardian like fashion, but on further investigation however, he is actually a child molester. The name derived from the word "Bamboozle". To bamboozle someone or to become bamboozled is to have something either made difficult, be misinformed, be led on to then have your plans crushed or to be confused or led astray. It can also be used when a person wrongs you. A well known phrase "Uncle Puzel, he loves to bamboozle" is used as a warning taught to children never to trust elderly men they don't know.
Child: Mum, an old man said he'd give me sweets if I showed him my pee-pee, but then he ran away!
Mum: Oh my God, Keilan! You must never trust an Uncle Puzel!
Mum: Oh my God, Keilan! You must never trust an Uncle Puzel!
by M Pizzay in the Hizzay February 4, 2013
Get the Uncle Puzelmug. by NikiNitro September 25, 2023
Get the Uncle Touchymug. noun (offensive, Hispanic American)
Derivative of “Uncle Tom”
An individual of Hispanic background that leans more political conservative than the woke liberals of the 2020’s believe is suitable for their minority status
• a person regarded as betraying their cultural or social allegiance.
•Term coined by Adam Carolla
Derivative of “Uncle Tom”
An individual of Hispanic background that leans more political conservative than the woke liberals of the 2020’s believe is suitable for their minority status
• a person regarded as betraying their cultural or social allegiance.
•Term coined by Adam Carolla
by Facemob941 April 22, 2022
Get the Uncle Tambienmug. A sexual act whereupon a man is fucked up the ass and then shits the cum and feces mixture onto the chest of his partner. The partner is then laid out in the sun with the mixture spread thin across his chest. As the sun dries the mixture, it becomes crusty. Then you punch him in the dick.
by UncleBarry June 8, 2018
Get the Crusty Unclemug. An older man, who is ambiguous about his true age. until the moment he ejaculates inside of you, and screams "I was 27 when you were born"
by Auntie Douche Bag May 27, 2016
Get the uncle awfulmug. He’s everyone’s uncle and favorite Latin teacher in the universe. He’s just a straight up legend. God himself, he has arisen
by Quinn O’Brein January 10, 2019
Get the Uncle U.Bmug. A dude at a comicon in Arkansas that slips you a roofie and turns his finger into a brown light saber.
After I woke up at that dudes hotel room at the Littlerock comicon, I noticed his finger had turned into a brown light saber. I got the Uncle Jedi!
by Buster Belair January 5, 2022
Get the Uncle Jedimug.