uncle glenn

A mixture of vodka and lemonade

There’s not enough vodka in the Uncle Glenn you made me.

by Brandonjohns906 August 12, 2018

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Uncle Touchy

When your uncle loves you too much & is down to love you even more.

I used to have an Uncle Mitch, then he was incarcerated, now he's Uncle Touchy.

by NikiNitro September 25, 2023

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noun (offensive, Hispanic American)

Derivative of “Uncle Tom”
An individual of Hispanic background that leans more political conservative than the woke liberals of the 2020’s believe is suitable for their minority status

• a person regarded as betraying their cultural or social allegiance.
•Term coined by Adam Carolla

“Can you believe Pedro voted for Donald Trump? He turned out to be a real Uncle Tambien.”

by Facemob941 April 22, 2022

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Crusty Uncle

A sexual act whereupon a man is fucked up the ass and then shits the cum and feces mixture onto the chest of his partner. The partner is then laid out in the sun with the mixture spread thin across his chest. As the sun dries the mixture, it becomes crusty. Then you punch him in the dick.

I gave your father a crusty Uncle last night.

by UncleBarry June 8, 2018

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uncle awful

An older man, who is ambiguous about his true age. until the moment he ejaculates inside of you, and screams "I was 27 when you were born"

When I asked you to call me Uncle Awful, I wanted you to mean it

by Auntie Douche Bag May 27, 2016

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Bourbon Uncle

The male version of your cool wine aunt. They don’t want any kids but, they want to spoil their nieces and nephews; living out their family child dynamic through them.

I know, by looking at him you wouldn’t think he’s a Bourbon Uncle. Jax looks so good with the kids and they love being around him and Veronica; their Wine Aunt but, neither want kids.

by Kittyslyfox February 12, 2022

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