ultimate frisbee

Played mostly at underfunded schools and invented by Hippies(myth).
The invention of this great sport goes to the americans this time.
Canada 3
USA 2
Confucius says China has 1

Basically American Football minus: Contact, running with the ball, masculinity, Refs, Drunk fans, sober fans, Fans in general, skill, a ball(substituted with a frisbee), equipment, Tv Coverage, Plays that work, alcahol(if substituted, subbed in with POT).
The few who like it, like it alot. The many who dislike it have very good reason too.

Ultimate frisbee requires 2 things, You and a frisbee. A field and friends to play it with are optional.

by Pvt.Parts November 8, 2006

ultimate frisbee

A suck-ass poorman's version of a "sport" for all the kids who couldn't run, couldn't jump, couldn't throw, couldn't catch, couldn't remember plays, and were generally too unathletic to play with the rest of the kids during recess. Eventually they got together a invented a game that required only enough skill to reach out and grab a disc as it hovers in front of you. Running with it is no longer allowed, and even the slightest wind makes the game unplayable. The mechanics of the game are soo easy that players try to make it more interessting by catching between their legs or behind their back. This rivals the difficulty of say, tying your shoes, something that frisbee players probably can't do(hippies dont wear shoes).

Gu: hey dawg, want to scrimm with some flying novelty disc? duuude?
Mark: no, I'm too good for your garbage sport for losers.
*Gu walks away realizing he has wasted his life playing ultimate frisbee...

by derrrrrrrr April 16, 2008

Ultima Online

A massively multiplayer online role playing game. (MMORPG)
Won an award for most played online multiplayer game.

<Ultima Mage> Haha, I just got done training my Magery and now I own Ultima Online.
<B-Zor from other Ultima Online Definition> Yeh, well u sux, u fux.
B-Zor has been slain.
<B-Zor> YOU SON OF A...
B-Zor has been slain.

by Matt Curley April 6, 2003

Ultimate Falcon Punch

its where you scream "FALCON PUNCH" while you fist a girl so hard she lifts off the ground

Dude i just gave charlene an ultimate falcon punch and i gave her a concussion when she hitmthe ceiling

by the boston powerhouse1 September 7, 2009

Ultimate Nut

To bust a nut through a use of asphyxiating ones self during orgasm.

David Carradine died the way most any man would want to. He died experiencing the Ultimate Nut.

by Herr HIVEMIND January 29, 2010

Ultimate cheese rag

Where on takes a slice of cheese, jerks off and ejaculates on the cheese, and slaps a girl on the face.

Hey man! I did a ultimate cheese rag to my girlfriend last night

by lonelymorons March 8, 2011

The Ultimate Loser

The One who by rejecting The Truth who Is The Most High, resigns himself to never being able to “actually” live & be Real.🔥

Satan Is The Ultimate Loser; The Ultimate Loser Is The One Whose Heart Rejects The Truth.

by Kristine Lara Sebastian September 7, 2020