Uberaffengeil

This is a German nickname for a penis.

Americans found it, picked it up, shoved it in their pocket, smuggled it out of the country, and then held it up Simba-style to an audience saying, "LET'S USE THIS!"

Somehow it hasn't been terribly widespread yet, though.

Somehow.
Ah, why should it be (or shouldn't be - depends on your perspective)? Because, directly translated, it means 'super monkey horny.'

no Germans were harmed in the making of this definition

Keep your uberaffengeil in yo pants *cue sniggers*

This reminds me of an uberaffengeil *cue more sniggers*

You're an uberaffengeil! *choked laughter*

by LeopardLily360 March 9, 2021

Uber competitive

Someone that thinks championship games (World Series, Super Bowl, Stanley Cup, NBA Finals, World Cup, Olympics) are make or break events where athletes have to go beyond 100 percent, break records every time, or win medals/trophies. It's one thing to make a goal for yourself, it's another thing to think that everything revolves around or depends on winning, and that nothing is sacred but winning.

The uber competitive girl primed people into thinking they needed to win at all costs and that nothing was sacred but that.

by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021

UberFine

Super Beautiful. Gorgeous. Pretty. Sexy.

That Selena Gomez sure is UberFine! Never seen someone UberFine like that. Dang she's UberFine!

by BobbyDigitalist December 18, 2021

UberEatsDisorder

The willingness to blow away all your money on Uber eats instead of buying groceries.

John has UberEatsDisorder. He spent 140$ on uber eats this week.

by SonnyG89 March 24, 2022

Uber Jacking

A game of speed where the person calls for a uber (or any ride share service) and starts and attempts to jack off to completion before the uber arrives. For every minute spent jacking over the time the uber shows us is the amount of dollars tipped to the driver

I decided to start uber jacking before work and my driver almost left.

by Daldameht April 23, 2022

Uber bug

A trick in Trackmania where your car flies across the stadium.

Did you see the uber bug Hefest got on A12

by Motorway6 April 26, 2023

uber eats ass hoe

An uber eats ass hoe is a female who makes a man pay for her uber in order to eat sum dick up

him: come eat dis mf
her: u gon pay for my uber
*otp w his hb*
him: this bitch a uber eats ass hoe

by lyricckkk August 2, 2023