Twat Hammer

Adj.- 1.A word describing extreme anger.

Noun.- 2. A cock so large a womans cunt feels as though it is being beaten with a hammer.

Verb.- 3. the act of sexual intercourse. Also known as, "fucking,the nasty, backseat wrasslin', and twated."

1. "Ted stole my money! Twat Hammer!"

2. "Bob came over to my house last nite, and pulled out his Twat Hammer! I'm still sore!"

3. "Me and Pablo Twat Hammerd last nite!"

by tha ginga bread man April 22, 2009

Shoreditch twat

Usually a new media, fashion student, photographer-type person with a privileged digital or old school arts background who lives/works/socialises in London's East End area of Shoreditch. A Shoreditch twat has at some point also worked/lived/socialised in the near-by Brick Lane. A Shoreditch twat is defined by their Hoxton Finn haircut, 80s retro 90s fusion clothes (usually a suit jacket, blue ripped jeans, and white trainers/shoes), an ability to talk about pseudo-intellectual artistic bullshit with no relevance to the real world, completely up their own backsides, and a failure to comprehend that they are the laughing stock of the rest of the normal local (ethnic) population. The Shoreditch Twat has now been immortalised by the fictional Nathan Barley and serialised on TV by Channel 4.

Look at that Shoreditch twat across the road.

by Twiki-wiki-piki March 15, 2005

twat relish

The process of fucking a girl with a dill pickle and putting it back in the jar for your friends to eat later.

Dude, I cant believe you just ate that twat relish you sick fuck!!

by That's my ass! April 23, 2009

Twat City

1: a place where an intense orgasm occurs
2: a place also known as the vagina

Guy 1: Dude, i nailed that chick so hard i sent her all the way back to twat city.
Guy 2: sweet man

or
Guy 1: Dude i porked her right in twat city.
Guy 2: Solid dude

by FishTown101 January 24, 2012

brat twat

a girl who sticks hot dogs up her cooter. even known to cheat on her boyfriends, usually called 'mallory henderson'

yeah, that's mallory henderson...just call her brat twat

by Pekin High July 07, 2011

twat fish

Twat fish : a bottom feeding twat, used to describe people who are so irritating but you can’t get rid of because they’re always with your friends.

I can't believe those girls brought along the twat fish again. What were they thinking?

by Jedstein November 06, 2007

Twat Pickle

Twat pickle can be used in the place of the word Dick.

Quit being a Twat pickle, or it can be use alone "yelled in a large and quite room" TWAT PICKLE!

by schmo July 20, 2005