Cyprus is Turkish

A phrase used by mentally ill people who are never taken seriously. This phrase was first used in 1958 when the biggest mentally ill and terrorist organisation the TMT, wanted to partition the island of Cyprus between the Hellenic Republic and Cockroach land. This phrased is still used to this day by many Turkish Cypriots in Occupied Cyprus, most notably the propaganda page, funded by the pseudo-government in the occupied side, Young Turkish Cypriots.

Guy 1: What do you believe about Cyprus, the beautiful Greek Island?
Guy 2: Cyprus is Turkish
Guy 1: I see that you are open with your mental illness

by TheCypriotMachine August 3, 2022

turkish bear

a gay hairy fat turkish man,google it,you will be shocked,i warned you!

i just saw turkish bear porn,it was shocking

by TheUrbanBadger October 12, 2016

Turkish Delight

The Mediterranean version of a happy ending.

The only good thing about that massage was that she tipped ME with a Turkish delight.

by Blurrynomenclature January 10, 2017

Turkish twinky

The most glorious call of duty username known to man kind, he is better than any other player

Cole: man I wish I was as good as the Turkish twinky

Eric: me too

by Ohididntmeantohurtyourfeelings January 3, 2022

Turkish Ear Tickle

Two people that both put their penis inside of one persons opposite ears. They then ejaculate and go to the opposite ear and slurp out the ejaculatory fluids. These people then spit the fluids into both nostrils of the person the Turkish Ear Tickle is being done too.

“Wow, that Turkish Ear Tickle was wild last night.” Jeff said.

by TheFreakyDictionary June 4, 2024

turkish dagger

when you give someone a coffee enema and then dip your cock in coffee grounds and fuck 'em

I was at Starbucks the other day and gave the manager a Turkish Dagger

by MakeEnumsGreatAgain March 20, 2020

turkish quandale dingle

terr-kish-kwaun-dale-ding-ul Gained popularity by starring alongside group leader (blue tie kid) at the infamous TikTok Rizz Party. Seen attempting to impress the group leader by showing off various dance moves. Coined the nickname due to his ethnic nose, to which people compare the quandale dingle meme.

Jack: I'm like such a manwhore, I've slept with the entire grade.
Blake (group leader): Wow, cool.
Jack's friend: You're literally a virgin... Stop trying to get validation; you're acting like an annoying version of turkish quandale dingle.

by tmkkmt May 30, 2024