Speed Turd

A small speed bump that you don't have to slow down for.
Driver: Speeding, going 55 in a 25.

Passenger: yells slow down, watch out for that speed bump!

Driver: hits it going full speed then says"Oh thats just a speed turd"
by CJ Stuntin March 30, 2010
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Turd Station

1. A place or business where the people are usually rude turds and/or charge outrageous prices for shitty services & products.

2. A radio station or media network, where they put out garbage, such as political spin, political propaganda, dis-information and celebrity news. For example: CNN, NBC, MSNBC, etc.

3. A place where you go to poop.
I was listening to NPR last night, when this guy called in and yelled out, 'What in tarnation is on this turd station'!
by ChemicalPulseDotCom January 16, 2013
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Turd Smoker

A smoker of turds, and such; a person who enjoys the taste of rolled feces.
Man, that JJSINC is a real turd smoker.
by thefunkyfeelone August 22, 2018
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Turd Dangler

Someone who lets their terds dangle when they are crapping, either on purpose or because they are generating more power to keep pushing and dont want to cut it just yet.
Omar:Dude the other day Frankie sent me a picture of a turd hanging out of his ass.

Gino: Lol Frankie is such a turd dangler
by ginomacdaddy November 09, 2011
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turd squeezer

An alternative way of saying asshole. Typically this term is used to describe an individual who may very well be an asshole, but at the same time they are not worthy of your top shelf profanity.
Brian is just a useless turd squeezer. Not an asshole, because asshole would insinuate that , while having a shitty attitude, he actually tries to be a productive member of society.
by 23rd Chromosome December 28, 2015
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Orphan Turd

A turd that is left behind after you flush the toilet.
Paul glanced back at the toilet to find a stubborn orphan turd still circling the bowl.
by Largetarget April 19, 2018
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lava turds

Liquid shit that is so hot it oozes out of your ass like lava.
After eating the cheese rolls from Taco Bell, MArk had to drop off some serious lava turds.
by snarky1 May 24, 2009
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