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tea toweled

When an infant's face is loosely covered to help him/her rest; usually with the same towel or type material used to cover steaming rice.
"Baby is falling asleep. Can you tea towel him so I can keep the lights on?"

"Your baby had trouble napping while you were at work, so I tea toweled him to sleep."

"Damn baby boy, you got tea toweled. Better check if you're breathing.."
by Becca Sime-Jensen October 9, 2020
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Towel waiting

When a sexual act is completed and the bottom is waiting for a towel to clean up the cum on their body
"Can you hurry up? I'm tired of towel waiting already."

I was towel waiting last night for over ten minutes because he wanted to wash his penis first.
by Myfunwordsusedalot July 5, 2021
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Wet Paper Towel Brain

When your brain is incapable of absorbing knowledge/Repeating already known knowledge
Teacher: What is the answer to number 1?

Student: Uhh...

Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?

Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.

Teacher: Ok we'll come back to you later.
by De Queen May 17, 2023
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A Towel that Washed

When a young person challenges an older person to a towel-snapping contest...and they lose.
Tommy thought he could beat his dad in a towel-snapping contest. The bruise on Tommy's leg shows he is A TOWEL THAT WASHED.
by Miagi BrainNog September 29, 2025
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One-Towel Chinois

A tight-arse strainer that's Chinese, and difficult to understand. I.E. Kirk Barry
Kirk Barry is such a One-Towel Chinois
by Websters Dictionary Current April 29, 2011
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duleys towel

A negative term used when calling someone a name to bring them down. A duleys towel can also be referenced as a "sperm rag" and is considered one of the most foul names to be called.
bad friend- "i totally ate the last hot pocket man, looks like youre going to have to buy more"

normal friend- "STFU you duleys towel and buy everyone more hot pockets.........bitch."
by FALAMABAM July 13, 2011
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The towel twist

When a man or woman twists your penis until you cum. Or until you screech or it turns red. Think of it like twisting a towel to get the water out of it.
She squeezed my penis until I cummed. It looked like she was squeezing out a towel. She performed the towel twist.
by Thewordbringer123 December 31, 2021
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