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tool cut

A hair grooming technique used by adolescent males who take pride in looking like complete douchebags, or "tools." Style consists of long bangs and a shaved back of the head. In the most unfortunate cases, hair on top of the head is worn gelled and sticking up.

Note: may also be accentuated with bad yellow highlights, and serves the purpose of turning women off those sporting these dreadful locks.
jessie: hey, caitlin! Your boyfriend's tool cut is pretty heinous.
caitlin: i know! it sort of makes my eyes bleed when i look at him.
jessie: that haircut has "i'm about to be single" written all over it.
caitlin: pour me another shot?
by whoawhoawhoaaa May 18, 2008
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tool depot

someone that is an even bigger douche and the previous terms such as: tool, tool box, tool belt, and tool shed...just aren't enough to describe said douche. therefore that person is considered the entire tool depot.
Sara: That guy is such a tool.
Ellen: Yeah he's a total tool box.
Ashley: Nah he's a toool shed.
Ellen: Fuck that...he's the whole tool depot.
by ellen schnurbusch January 4, 2009
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Déjà Tool

The irresistible feeling that there are lyrics of a Tool song about the topic of conversation or private thought.
"It's crazy how much violence and scandal they can get away with on TV these days"
"Yeah man, and people can watch it and not even bat an eye! Completely desensitized..."
"I'm getting Déjà Tool something fierce right now"
"Shoulder deep, brother, shoulder deep"
by Cookie Duster October 18, 2013
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Tool Aisle

More toolish than a toolbox. Someone who is worthy of an entire isle of tools such as Home Depot. Yet they are not quit toolish enough to fill the whole store.
Eric Standring and Christopher Martin Simon are tool aisles. Combined they make a store.
by Boston Pancake Audtions December 14, 2008
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tool bag

a complete tool encompassing all aspects of being a tool. the grandaddy of all tools. this person is a tool in any situation.
skyler and brad never missed an opportunity to be tools. at home, at the mall, at the park, and with all groups of friends. they are complete tool bags.
by deezo May 4, 2005
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TOOLS ON DECK

GOT GUNS READY TOO BUSS
by L33 L33 January 9, 2009
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april tool

a nozz who doesnt realized he is being fooled on april 1st
hey bro, my sister says she wants to give you dome.

really?

hell no you april tool
by thejuggernautbitch April 1, 2009
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