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Geek weapon

When a gamer supposes to know everything to know about weapons of all sorts since they play call of duty, etc. According to these growing numbers of people, video games have all the facts and what-nots about guns. And if you play these games a bunch, you could jump right into the military, since of course, it looks awesome!
Sheldon: Dude, don't you wish we could just like ruin this school?

Gilbert: Yeah, bro all we need is the L86 LSW, bullet penetration and a desert eagle bro!!

Sheldon: are those your geek weapons?

Gilbert: No man they're real and totally awesome!
by superstapler5000000000000000 October 22, 2010
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geek gamer

One who plays video games but may not have an online gaming account. They play not because they have no life, but because they choose to have many.Won't always play a specific video game just because everyone else is.
Guy 1: Hey do you have an online gaming account?

Guy2: No, I'm a geek gamer I have no online account and you probably won't play the games I play anyway.
by The Gamers Dictionary October 19, 2013
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freak and geek

A term used by free-basers or crack heads to define the act of recieving oral sex while taking a hit of crack or free-base cocaine.
Yo' baby! Hook me up wit da freak and geek while I hit this rock!
by mojoman March 21, 2005
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geek glee

What happens when people with bizarre hobbies/jobs get a brilliant project, and become overwhelmed in a happy high.
Bob: So are you going out tonight?

Tess: Hell NO! I have this great wire project going, and I don't want to kill my geek glee.
by Hum along anyway April 27, 2006
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Geeking out

Freaking shit over something so incredibly geeky or nerdy but too embarassed to specify what it is with a more specific verb or action
Carl was completly geeking out over *blank* last night.
by kataroomcn January 8, 2015
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Brand Geek

Someone who is obsessed with brands on clothing, ranging from top designer brands to unknown designers. They will look at a tag and go, "Oh..of course you should like it..it's a shirt from LMBD!".
Most of the times, they don't even know that whatever's on the tag isn't a top designer, and assume that every tag inside a clothing that says a company is a major designer. They go twice as crazy if they see the tag lists an actual top known designer company like Juicy Couture or Ralph Lauren or something and go triple crazy if it's on sale. An example of a brand geek is my mom, probably what several moms are.
Mom: Hey this top is nice..
Me: Uh..it's all ruffled with pink flowers and it looks like something only grandma would wear.
Mom: Look! It's from BRTC Fashyuns!
Me: Who are they?
Mom: Big designers of course.

later..
Mom: Hey look..a nice jacket!
Me: Mom, it's pale pink. Doesn't really go with my tone and not one of my favorite colors..plus it's like three sizes larger, and it has these weird polka dots and little cat buttons.
Mom: I know! So pretty huh! Especially the little cat buttons..Ooh look it's from OSA"
Me: Um..who?
Mom: A really good company..
Me: *in head: mom you're a brand geek. no offence.*
by gumm girl June 7, 2008
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Freaky Geek

a girl or guy who is quiet and demure in public, but in private is a fantastically sexual being. they enjoy the sensual and oh-so-very naughty qualities of romance and tend to know what they are doing naturally, even if they have little experience.
Sara is always pretty quiet, clumsy and abiding, but with her legs wrapped around her lover, she moans and controls with intense passion. She is a freaky geek.
by amazon24 December 20, 2012
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