Taint Sword

A dried up, rigid taint that can be used to stab an innocent victim. Also doubles as a back scratcher, stirring rod or unique tool used to to higlight data in a business meeting.

Uncle Tony: If that hood rat doesn't stop bugging me at work I'm going to repeteadly stab her with her own taint sword and then brew up a nice cup o' joe.

Stanley: May the force be with you

by bestofud October 1, 2012

Taint Lashing

When your master is half mad and half horny he be whippin' on your taint.

Mistress Maybeline brought me to the brink and then decided she wanted a sandwich, so I gave her the taint lashing of her life.

by The Conjurer July 1, 2019

Tainted Beef

When you find out a girl has already slept with a close friend. (male or female, it's still beef)
See Tainted Sausage for a man.

Dude 1 'Bro I was gona sleep with Chloe, but then I found out you already had'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, she was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect beef it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Beef'

by Torakvf44 September 20, 2018

taint cheeks

1. An ass that is so small it can be considered as just as part of the taint

2. Synomym for douchebag

3. A tool used for collecting plantains

Brad: dammit, I have fuckin taint cheeks

by The Vagoo Snatcher March 15, 2018

Taint Alfredo

When your ass juices and pussy juices mix together on your taint and make a sauce

I wish I didn't have so much taint alfredo today

by Casey_243 November 19, 2021

taint dome

Sweaty and smeely mushroom (penis head)

Go wash up you have a taint dome

by Mjat July 5, 2017

Taint Move

when a man is about to climax, he pushes his taint to stop the flow from getting all over the place.

Steve did the taint move so he didn't bust all over his dad's playboy mag

by Dave Bo October 30, 2008