dick in the back

An unexpected morning bed partner condition with potentially serious expectation implications.
So, WTF is that?!
Ummm. dick in the back???
Hold on a sec, lemme think.
by YAWA September 19, 2021
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keep it in the back

Can be used as an affirmation, agreement or as a salutation. To comment on any situation and expect agreement. It means anything.
"Hey Sam, how's it going?" -- "Keep in the back, yo".

"I went to see this awesome band, and had to leave early, total bummer!" -- "Keep it in the back, yo!"

"I'm feeling down, I need some help, what's your secret to life?" -- "I just try to keep it in the back as often as I can, yo!"

Origin: "It's really cold, I need to put this hat on" -- "Keep it in the back, yo!"
by turdfest January 30, 2014
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two back

When you or your golf partner goes to reach for their wedge in their bag and realizes they left it on the green two holes back.
Me approaching the bunker on 16: “Fuck, I left my wedge two back! Stupid!”

Uses different wedge, misses putt, speeds off in anger to next tee, shanks drive and speeds off to retrieve wedge on 14.
by Falconskove May 08, 2021
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Small Back

It is what you call a person who claims has a big back/lots of back moosles
DYEL: Did you see Back Guy's back? It's a really small back I don't know why he's called "Back Guy"
by MyWillyWonkaIsTingly June 16, 2021
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Talking Back

(1.) An asinine term said by fucked up authority figures, who think age should trump critical thinking, common sense, honest dialogue, or any sense of reasonableness.

There's a reason no adult accuses another adult of "talking back". It's as stupid as accusing a bird of chirping. If an adult wants to tell another adult they're being disrespectful, they use the term, "talking smack."

"Talking back" in contrast, is just the natural response anyone should expect, when they direct their words at another person. If someone does not wish to have a response to the things they are saying, furniture, inanimate objects, and non-human animals are available.

(2.) An adult example of regression, in which age is used as an excuse to not give an adult response, and instead basically tell someone to shut up.
Person A: Stop talking back to me sunny boy!

Person B: Okay. Your wish is my command. *executes 6 month vow of silence*
by Olive989 March 09, 2023
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back-like

The act of going back and Liking someone's non-current photograph on Facebook or Instagram.
"You got an iPhone! Now you can go and back-like my most artistic photographs on Instagram."

"I think Donald has a crush on me...he just back-liked six of my profile pics!!"

"I just added Marsha on Facebook...I'll go and back-like a few of her selfies to make her feel awesome."
by newsvava September 03, 2013
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Sweater Back

A person especially a man with a hairy back.
Friend : Dang, look @ Chet with out a shirt on he's got a gross hairy back.
You: Yeah, he's a fucking Sweater Back.
by Phil Dees October 01, 2019
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