Tinder Chan

The sexiest man on earth who has the best dad jokes in the world and never going to find love who also uses tinder but actually doesn't

oh my god I love tinder chan when he says them jokes

by TheGaybanana June 2, 2018

Tinder Effect

When one gender becomes overwhelmingly thirsty for the opposite gender due to the circumstances.

"Niggas on tinder be so thirsty the tinder effect is in full effect"

"John went to swing dancing classes last night and had his full choice of fresh pussy abusing the tinder effect"

"Men at Fort Leonardwood be dating gollum looking bitches due to the tinder effect"

by PFC BBC January 7, 2019

Tindershot

A guy you meet on tinder and you get him to cum...

It’s called a Tindershot

Yeah, it was a Tindershot

by Annieeeesssssseee July 21, 2019

Potty Thinker

A person who comes up with the best ideas when he is in his potty putting shit.

John is a real potty thinker.

by *J()3* January 5, 2008

Clicker Ticker

The internal clock that only males have when they click from one station to another because of a commercial, and then click back just before the original show comes back on.

Wendy: Geez Stan it's amazing how often you click back to what we were watching just before the show comes back from commercial. How do you do it?

Stan: No big deal. It's just my Clicker Ticker.

by patsguy52 October 31, 2011

Inventory thinker

Someone who gets off on conformity.

Inventory thinker: "Because my co-worker slept with her boss to earn a pay raise, I should do the same"

Inventory thinker: "My tie isn't corporate looking enough."

Inventory thinker: "Because lady Gaga says it's cool to be born this way, I'll act like it's cool"

by Adnama Latniuq December 3, 2013

kuwaitie tanker

An extra large bourbon and cola

Uncle Marty made me a Kuwaitie tanker and I was so jacked I had to lay down and grab some floor.

by Natie Dogg January 11, 2014