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corporate mentality

Large-scale practice of committee mentality within a corporate entity, (see corporate personhood).
To my phone company: You reassigned this phone number to me 6 months after you took it away from the deadbeat who didn't pay his phone bill. Why can't you understand that it's no longer his phone number? Just because you can't find him, is no cause to harass me!

Another person to his phone company: Of course I received your message that the replacement for my broken phone is ready to pick up - just as soon as I got the replacement phone and checked for messages.

Me to the Yellow Pages publisher: Of course I wanted to be listed in the yellow pages under my business name. You offered me a listing in the Yellow Pages because I'm listed as a business in the white pages didn't you? Do you see anyone else listed in the Yellow Pages by their personal name?
by Downstrike November 11, 2004
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Mentally challenged

Mentally challenged is what u call a person who bullies people by making shitty definitions of their name lmao
Cumboy2020 is mentally challenged
by Tyrone Maguire July 6, 2020
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Mental Hangover

The long-lasting regret one feels after making a mistake, usually while intoxicated.
Dave: "my girl and i broke up a wek ago after that happy hour."

Bill: "sorry man, sometimes the mental hangover lasts longer than the actual hangover.:
by dgray May 28, 2012
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Rapist Mentality

The mindset after which you don't have to get previous consent for an action against a person. People with this mindset go so far that they pretend like they have rules in place and get people to consent to their actions, but what's called consent here really just boils down to people not explicitly stating they do not want it to happen.

Often associated with relationships, it also applies to unrelated examples, such as a CEO of a social media company or electronic "product" silently adding statements to the ToS either without notifying the users, or hiding it on page 87 of 100 near the bottom.
"Jeff thinks it's okay to hurt people, because they didn't tell him not to do it beforehand. Jeff has a rapist mentality."
by centertain June 28, 2023
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mental hairball

a word or phrase coughed up at random
"It's a matter of letting ideas flow by pulling that mental hairball from your creative shower plughole, rather than forcing the words to come out of your fingers, sit up straight on the page and make sense"
by luckybever December 2, 2009
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Mentally Redneck

Beyond stupid to the point that it has surpassed the stupidity of rednecks. A "Mentally Redneck" Doesn't have to be an actual Redneck, just someone so stupid they are now classified as "Mentally Redneck"
Atleast 75% of the people who voted for Deez Nuts in the North Carolina 2016 Presidential poll are mentally rednecks.
by Sramazan September 30, 2015
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Eric Mentality

When you know that you lack any/everything needed to get a female, but you accept it whole heartedly.

When your looks, personality, ect, are lacking and you make up for it with an optomistic view of yourself, hoping that will change others opinion on you as well.
I have to use the "Eric Mentality", I kno I'm ugly, that's why I'm nice to girls. Than I hope for the best.

Look at this guy he must have that "Eric Mentality", he knows he can't get her number, but he keeps talking hoping she will change her mind, even though his looks aren't going to change. lol
by magicbumm328 January 29, 2010
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