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cockholm syndrome

1) When a girl has been with a guy so long that, even though he is now a total doosh, she stays with him out of loyalty, and fear of being alone.

2) A pickup technique whereby you force yourself onto a girl for so long she starts to enjoy your company, and eventually WANTS to have you around.
"Karl is such a tosser! Why is Steph still with him?"
"Classic cockholm syndrome..."

" Yes! Jill just called me! My persistance has finally paid off!"
"Mate, you fully gave her cockholm syndrome. Score!"
by The Hair of Robert Smith September 8, 2009
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Nextdoor Syndrome

A behavioral disorder in which one determines anybody and everything is suspicious and troublesome. Usually accompanied by an increasing hate for the homeless community, city council members, and airplanes flying at night. Syndrome generally occurs after joining Nextdoor.com, a social media website.
Nextdoor member #1
"We used to get these people coming up to us in parking lots where we were shopping. Scams all of them!"

Nextdoor member #2
"Lol , listen to you....lol....you have a bad case of Nextdoor Syndrome!"
by JChar!es March 25, 2020
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Willhunt Syndrome

Thinking you have the most amazing ability on the electric guitar when you are actually absolutely horrifying.
*Person 1, wearing a Metallica T-Shirt, smells bad and has curly hair, produces a horrific howl from an electric guitar*

Person 2: Woooaahhh dude that is so lame, you need to get laid man, you must have Willhunt Syndrome!
by pegowden September 12, 2010
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Owlhouse Syndrome

A psychological disorder that causes you to ship everything and everyone gay or not. Even if the people or things have never met or have no romantic interests or vibes.
Person 1: On my gosh I have to ship John and Adam they are so cute!

Person 2: But they never met and even if they did their personalities are totally. Opposite.

Person 1: I don't care I also ship Patricia and Samantha.

Person 2: Ugh what's wrong with you? Do you have Owlhouse Syndrome or something?
by Briwo October 6, 2021
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Doina Syndrome

A disease causing one to explode into random and violent declarations of love. The affected person is unable to control said outburst and it usually moved to tears. Other symptoms include: hysterical laughter, excessive drinking, depression, nausea, and identity crises.
That girl is bleeding love from her eyes, she must have Doina Syndrome.
by Lizbit March 8, 2012
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Tayshaun Syndrome

When your arms are not proportional to the rest of your body, allowing a person be clumsy and awkward.
Nick just broke yo mom's lamp with his arms. Man, he got Tayshaun Syndrome.
by Z to the G January 4, 2009
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flashbang syndrome

When a person plays too much FPS and, upon seeing a white wall screams EEEEeeeee!!! and believes they are temporarily blind.
Frank: "What the fuck is wrong with Jim?"
Tom: "Don't worry. Jim just has flashbang syndrome."
by Alex Wagner March 16, 2008
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