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Tan sheets

When you piss on somebody else’s bed knowing they won’t be home for a couple of days so by the time they are home your piss is dried
Joe was being a asshole so I gave his bed some tan sheets
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Tug On Those Sheets

An expression that at once highlights an individual's interest in becoming intimately involved with someone and their reservations about doing so.
"Girl, he is fine the HOUSE, but I'm NOT about to tug on those sheets."
by theHOUSEE January 13, 2020
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Sheet Splooger

Someone who has sex so often, he earned the title of Sheet Splooger
Jessie, did you see george? they say he's "The Infamous Sheet Splooger"!
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sheeting on the bed.

poopin on da bed, specifically one with a white sheet.
William: watchya doin?

Bob: oh nofing, just sheeting on the bed.

William: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! stop it right now or i'll slap ur butt off!
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ironing sheets

i·ron·ing Pronunciation Key ahy-er-ning shēts
Verb

1)A term used when one is making love in a bed.

2)The act of moving up and down between or on top of sheets.

3)A bragging way of saying one has, had or is making love.
T Flava: dawg, where were you at last night?
Damion: Ironing sheets all night.
T Flava: Yuuup
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Sheet it and Yeet it

1. When you want someone in your bed for as long as it takes and then you no longer want them in your bed.

2. The millennial equivalent of "hit it and quit it".
Imma get on Tinder and find someone, cuz I need to Sheet it and Yeet it
by whoDunnit2 September 28, 2020
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Fact Sheet

It's a shit of paper containing lots of fucks.
Oh wait, I meant "It's a sheet of paper containing lots of facts"!

Well, at least you get it.

It's a kid-friendly way to write/say fuck shit.
Intentional -
Teacher: Here's a fact shee-
Students: *laughing*
Teacher: Anyway... Here's a fact sheet. A fact shee-
Students: *hysterically laughing*
Teacher: WOULD YOU STOP IT!! A FACT SHEET CONTAINS LOTS OF FACTS , AND TODAY YOU WILL WRITE AN ESSAY ABOUT THE FACTS LISTED HERE!
Students: *explosion of laughter*
Teacher: I give up.
by Entity 303 May 7, 2018
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