tl;pi

Literally, "Too long; playing ingress"

Said whenever a nerd makes a post that is too long and you are currently playing ingress.

Such a lovely text you got there. tl;pi

by peanutbutterjeallycookie November 17, 2013

the pies

A condition resulting from investing hot sauce usually apparent hours after or the following day.

Don't use dat hot sauce on yo tacos, it'll gov you the pies. Use this one instead.

by Beefstake December 10, 2016

pied

pied, when a message you have sent is ignored

john: jed you got pied by melissa so many times last night

jed: she wasn't in a good mood

by yourmumbadboi December 13, 2016

Pi Pa

A creepy ass grandpa, the type of grandpa that doesn't care about incest and talks like a smoker. Gets mad about everything and is horny all the fucking time.

"MOM!! Pi Pa is having the cat lick milk off his dick again!!!"

by traptears February 28, 2016

Mr Pis

A guy on Instagram peeing in the ocean

Is that Mr Piss pissing in the ocean

by 6ix9ins slave July 31, 2019

party pies

From the outside, they look like regular pasty filled with meat. On the inside, they are hotter than the sun. Party pies give 5th degree burns.

Nina: hey, want some party pies?
Owen: no.
Nina: why not?
Owen: I’d rather not burn my mouth with food capable of giving third degree burns.

by dolebludgersgetout November 7, 2019

Pi

circumference of a circle over the diameter.

Pi- 3.14159265358979323

pi times the radius squared is equal to the area of a circle.

by 3.141592653589:) December 27, 2019