Brown Paper

Cockney rhyming slang for ‘caper’.

As in “what’s your brown paper?” Or what’s your game? (What are you up to?). Heard as far back as 1978, possibly earlier.

by Canny linguist February 23, 2022

Chip Paper

Something a dumbass bus driver calls a bag of chips

ay yop niglet pick up yo chip paper ya heard

by I suck ducks October 24, 2019

Chin Paper

Toilet paper used to 'mop up', after sexual activities of facial nature.

Here's Chin Paper for when we've finished.

by Popdis March 12, 2011

Magic Paper

referring to acid-infused blotter paper/tabs of acid (LSD)

Hey can you hook me up with some magic paper?

by Raco_ February 9, 2023

paper persona

The voice of one's writings which embodies a completely different personality than that which is used naturally by an individual when speaking. Often times, there seems to be a formality which is uncharacteristic to the person that is used as a means of persuasion or description, even when writing to those to whom the individual is informal.

Following are two ways of conveying a message. First, using the paper persona, and second, using regular speech:
TEXT TRANSCRIPT
"There was a period of years where I, in a phase of morbid development, blamed myself for every occurrence of misfortune. However in recent days, I've learned to dissociate from that pattern."
SPOKEN
"For years, I just blamed myself for everything bad, man. But I've been working on it. I think I'm better now."

by sal mendez September 24, 2012

Sukadik Paper

When you don’t have anything else to say so you just say this.

Bryan: “...”
Gustavo: “Sukadik Paper!!”
Both: Lmaooooo

by Fishlame August 7, 2020

Scratch Paper

Someone who has an obsessive amount of tattoos that cover their body and have no meaning.

you: did you see her new tattoo?
me: which one? she's a scratch paper.

by SCOUPZ October 11, 2019