What if we smoked the fat one

a term for being so incredibly high, you wonder what it would be like if you were higher

guy 1: Yo matt shiver me timbers!

guy 2: Holy shit, what if we smoked the fat one?!

by pill poppa show stoppa December 5, 2009

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Ac!d Versus The Bullshit One Of Oners

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

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See, HE'S the BAD one and the BAD ONE ALWAYS LIES

But I'm the GOOD one and I tell the truth! I just want peace and love and happiness and, um, puppies...

A retard "See, HE'S the BAD one and the BAD ONE ALWAYS LIES!"

Hym "You're... A fucking retard..."

A retard "SEE! SEE! He says the bad words! You can't say that about people cus that's bad and it makes people feel bad. How would you feel is somebody said you were a retard?"

Hym "I would just laugh."

by Hym Iam December 15, 2025

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Land one on the beach

To "land one on the beach", or "landed one on the beach" is to take a shit that is so big that at least half of its unbroken length sticks up out of the water of the toilet bowl and clings to the porcelain like a beached whale taking its last breath.

Dude, you've got to see this. I just "landed one on the beach", It was such a big shit it brushed my nuts when it finally broke loose and fell over. I love it when I "land one on the beach" I never flush those, so the next guy can see how insignificant his shit capacity is!

by Sall Matsaulu August 30, 2009

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go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being

The longest way to say go commit die

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Robloxians: yeetus

by lightbulb5x March 2, 2019