Batman - Batman

Batman

Batman: I'm Batman
Guy: Ok.
Man: Ok.
Joker: Why so serious?
Man: Ok.
Joker: What's Batman - Batman?
Man: Ok.

by Jeff#4 February 24, 2025

batman

An explanation to a friend that you were having a wank.

Matt says: Hey man u were looking at porn all dau
Mitch says: nah i didn't have a batman

by Matthew Cameron August 16, 2008

batman

a cry baby a person who is stupid and dumb he is an orphan

Girl1: ew its batman
Girl2: *hurls*

by galaxy712 January 25, 2022

Batman

A man that dresses up like a bat and fights clowns with his bird and other bats and sometimes a cat

Hey it Batman and his bird and cat

by Small dick energy April 24, 2019

ATAR Batman

A NSW HSC teacher who consistently aura farms whilst forcing ATAR Jokers to get off their lazy asses and study or become contributing members of society who work.

We need the ATAR Batman to save us!

by Village Chief September 2, 2025

We Be Batman

A way to say you and your friend are way cooler than everyone else within earshot.

Random person: "Who do you think you are?"
You and your friend in sync: "We be Batman."

by S0m3whatS1mpl3 January 22, 2019

batman weight

Someone who has a low tolerance to goons

Lucy is such a batman weight

by ez._.zen April 24, 2023