zombie racket

weapon of choice used for most teenage zombie slayers

The weird shaped racket used to sqash those pesky zombies roaming to EAT YOUR BRAINSSSS!!!!!!

The racket used to crack apart zombie balls that tend to fall off once they are dead.
"Watch out for that ZOMBIE!"
"Don't worry, I have my zombie racket!"

"Hey Becca, have you seen my zombie racket?"

"Watch out for those Zombies they might rape you"
"Zombie racket to the balls"
by Gorgondopalus May 13, 2010
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Zombie eye

You're having sex and your partners glass eye pops out so you pull out and forcefully ejaculate into their empty eye socket
She would have made her interview but I gave her the zombie eye
by Blissfulbro May 01, 2016
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zombie tree

if a zombie bites a tree that tree will get the zombie virus and will grow legs from its roots arms from its branches and a mouth somewhere on the trunk, if this tree produces fruit then the fruit will also be evil zombie fruits.
guy 1: why is that tree running towards me
guy2: that is a zombie tree
by the little apple that could April 05, 2010
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Rump Zombie

Slang term for homosexual male. One who gets it in the butt so often the walk stiff legged like a zombie.
"That guy is walking strangly"
..""he must be a rump zombie"
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cigarette zombie

-A person, normally under the age of 18, who incessantly asks to bum cigarettes or asks for someone of legal age to purchase cigarettes for them.

-They extend their open hand like a zombie. Instead of 'brains,' they groan, 'cigarette'.

-Found often at skate spots, the mall, or hanging around elementary and middle schools which they no longer go to.
Rob: Have you seen Noah lately?
Bob: Yeah, I left his ass at the gas station when he wouldn't stop asking me to get him cigarettes yesterday.
Rob: I told you to never give him any. He's turned into a cigarette zombie. And he use to be such a good kid.
by lunaticxparade August 14, 2009
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Zombie Shot

When you are jacking off near your partner and are about to cum. You angle your load and nut in her face. Attempt to get it on her eyes, and mouth. When she wakes up she will make zombie noises.
Austin:Bro! Did you hear what Eric did to his chick?
Josh: No what?
Austin: He zombie shot his lady!

Josh: No way! Did she scream like a zombie.
by Dirty Top March 30, 2021
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Zombie Groupie

Late to the party fangirls who develop a crush on dead musicians.
Jennifer just discovered Kurt Cobain and has been dreaming of their wedding ever since. She's convinced that Courtney Love killed him and he would have been better off with her cause she understand him better than anyone else. She's fullblown Zombie Groupie if I ever saw one
by crazed maniac1234987 March 16, 2013
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