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Wellness Warrior

Someone (not a doctor) responsible for people's deaths by convincing them activated almonds and a massage will cure their cancer.
The celebrity wellness warrior blogger was sentenced to 2 years and a $100,000 fine for their role in the death of a young women who refused treatment for her brain tumour.
by DougMasters16 October 1, 2017
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reddit warrior

Someone who likes to surf but also from time to time expresses their emotions and feelings online on Reddit, usually mean or provoking comments to make the foe kill themselves.
by Starboy16 February 28, 2018
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Weekend Warrior

Irish Army reservist, who is a student/worker/unemployed person during the week, but spends their weekends carrying rifles and MGs through the wilds of Ireland, with nothing to kill but time...
John: "Where's Stewie?"
Luke: "He's a weekend warrior, off fighting the good fight for freedom... twat!
by durka-durka-durkumf October 24, 2006
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red warrior

the red warrior is a sexual position.Its when a guy pulls the girls tampon out using just his mouth and than shakes it around while still holding in his mouth.
dude , i just red warriored shamika last night
by andrew (wHiTeY) March 15, 2008
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Facebook Warrior

Tell's girls that they're gorgeous, beautiful etc. on Facebook but face to face they don't talk the girl. They also take pictures of themselves in the mirror and often look like a complete cock but they don't know it.
"That dickhead said he liked her on Facebook but I've never actually seen him talk to her."
"Yeah he's a right Facebook warrior."
by I shake tree's for milk January 10, 2012
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Warrior Cats

Warrior Cats (noun: wOhr-ee-ehr caats) is a complex set of holy books which pertain mostly to the story of several groups of anthropomorphized cats living in the woods. These books are considered holy scripts of the religion Furrism, the #2 most popular religion among Furries.

The majority of furries born in Foxikaji Woods (Pacific Northwest territories), Flurrysnow (eastern Canada, southern Sasketchewan, and New England), DustyPawsfur (USA Midwest), the Dokkikanju Territories (Great Britain; sometimes this territory is also referred to as Horsecock Island), and SandyPaw Island (Australia) are raised with these holy texts alone (although other popular Furry texts such as Wings of Fire aren't uncommon in these regions). Because of this exposure, the Warrior Cats books are often the first of such texts that Furry parents show to their children--henceforth continuing the cycle.

Originally written by disciples of Saint Fireheart the Catfucker (the Furry patron saint of zoophilia) around 1270, the Warrior Cats books have certainly withstood the test of time. It is believed by many scholars that the original texts came from Fluffypad, Dokkikanju and were written by the Apostles Foxwarren, JoJo, and Briella--the latter of which would go on to become the Furry patron saint of fursuits.
"Have you read the Warrior Cats books?"
"When I was a young furry, I read the Warrior Cats books to learn about Furrism."
by Heathvixen September 25, 2022
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nyash warrior

a nyash warrior is a man who is on a very dangerous but rewarding journey where they search for the perfect buttocks

"love is temporary nyash is forever"~ musty, nyash warrior
bruv, i think man might be a nyash warrior styll
by musty2sav June 15, 2022
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