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Lion Advocate

One of the most bot-like humans that you could ever meet in your life. They believe that lions would beat Pokémon through sheer delusion and their minimum utilization of brain cells. They bring up the most idiotic arguments such as the "lion ladder" or "lion stack" because they are bots. If you ever find yourself in an argument with one, always keep in mind that they have the same IQ as a goldfish and are simply the biggest clowns ever.
Lion Advocate: LIONS WIN 100% OF THE TIME
Me: Ur a clown
by JeremiahTheCrustacean2 April 28, 2021
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The Lion King

The act of pushing your mate's/ nephew's old man off a cliff then proceeding to regularly give it to his mum. Also known as giving them "The Scar"
"Hey man did you hear about what happened to Eric?"

"No, why?"

"Brody pulled The Lion King on him so now his dad is dead and his mate is hitting his mum"

"Wtf bro?"
by The Wombat69 May 25, 2020
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Lion style

Another phrase for the “rear entrysex position that I assigned to it, since it looks like when lions mate
I let him do it to me lion style last night. I came & it was great.
by Superjuliam March 5, 2023
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Lion King Porn

A Type Of Art Based On The 1994 Disney Film, “The Lion King.” It Is A Piece Of S***.
“Billy, Atleast I Don’t Make Lion King Porn Like You. Thats Why Your Dad Left.”
by lemons and balls November 29, 2023
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Lion king theorem

When two people have an argument. They play the lion king movie in the background, one guy can only speak while simba is on screen and the other may speak while simba is off screen.
The presidential debate is on tonight ? Fuck a mediator let’s use the lion king theorem.
by Spinter April 22, 2021
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Detroit Lions

The 2023 NFC North Champions. Not as bad as they used to be.
Fantasy Player: "Hey, who should I have as my defense this week?"

Other Fantasy Player: "The Detroit Lions."
by Portuzil January 7, 2024
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Lion Tongue

The Chicago slang for "Dildo".
I went into my wife's room and found a lion tongue smaller than my own.
by The Absolute Truth. September 8, 2016
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