A Father

What’s a father? I don’t know what one is.

Kid 1: Hey, kid 2 I bet ur father is horny!
Kid 2: I don’t have a father..
Kid 1: …

by Ur moms milk in my mouth October 15, 2022

A Father

The Greatest Person to come in your life

A Father Is The Best Person In The Word

by NorthBoy99 March 29, 2025

A father

Something Dream Stan's don't have.

The man who went to get some milk after you became a PNGtuber.

Guy: OMG Dream is so hot I want him to be my husband

Guy 2: are you sure you still have a father?

by Dream Stans June 06, 2022

My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 05, 2025

father hahn

a man who cares too much, yet cares too little. also loves chemistry and hates sarah. kale’s probably his favorite. also likes running.

who loves chemistry the most? definitely father hahn

by kaleidoscope_ November 25, 2021

adjudicated father

Alleged father

He is no longer the adjudicated father of Jennifer

by 459395 April 15, 2023

grandpa father

the guy that unloaded his load in your grandma, aswell as in your mother

grandpa father is defined as: because my grandpa is my father im mentally retarded, but still more intelligent than every fuckboy that is reading this now

by datboroboy January 15, 2017